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a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

I like to imagine that at least once during the clone wars someone sent a report to General Kenobi and a very tired Master Kenobi just graded it and sent it back.

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

#Cast your gaze upon this wretched thing - tags from @destinyandcoins

"Gay" is what you ancients used to call "cut-sleeve love," your Imperial Qin-ness.

hi vassal, thanks for reaching out! his royal highness has no experience with such matters 😊 so i will have to defer to the expertise of the pretender @emperor-gaozu-of-han ✂️👘

#I say this of my own free will and under no duress <- methinks this traitor doth protest overmuch

does hamlet speak to you because you also end up murdering everyone you care about and then yourself orrrr

I KNOW HE DID IT!!!!!!! I KNOW LÜ BUWEI KILLED MY FATHER AND GRANFATHER I JUST CAN'T PROVE IT!!!!!!! GRANDAD LITERALLY DIED WITHIN A YEAR OF ASCENDING THE THRONE AND MY DAD DIED JUST 3 YEARS LATER AND I COULDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT BECAUSE I WAS ONLY 13 WHEN I BECAME KING AND LÜ BUWEI HAD THE WHOLE COURT IN HIS POCKET AND MUMMY WOULDN'T EVEN HELP ME SHE NEVER LOVED ME SHE ALWAYS TAKES HIS SIDE!!!!!!!!

FAKE NEWS FAKE NEW FAKE NEWS! MY GUILTY CONSCIENCE DOES NOT PLAGUE ME BECAUSE ALL MY ACTIONS ARE JUST AND ALL MY INTENTIONS ARE NOBLE! THE PEOPLE WHO WERE STUPID ENOUGH TO BE EXECUTED HAD IT COMING!!!!! I AM THE REAL VICTIM HERE! I WOULDN'T HAVE NEEDED TO KILL ANYONE IF THEY HAD JUST BEEN A LITTLE MORE GRATEFUL AND A LITTLE MORE LOYAL TO ME! THE TERRIBLE GHOSTS WHO HAUNT MY DREAMS AND CREEP OUT OF THE DARK CORNERS OF MY PALACE WHEN I AM LEFT ALONE FOR TOO LONG ARE 100% REAL!!!!! THEY ARE NOT FIGMENTS OF MY IMAGINATION. ALL I NEED IS ONE MORE EXORCISM AND ONE MORE EXTRAVAGANT SACRIFICE AND THE GODS WILL FINALLY GRANT ME PEACE

anyways (I say this as someone who is deeply critical of the united states government, military, unchecked capitalism, police, etc) I am SICK of people treating america as if it has no cultural value or positives so….. I love u 85 million acres (bigger than italy) of national parks. I love u harlem renaissance. I love u groundhogs day. I love u sweet tea and fried chicken and jambalaya. I love u apple cider donuts and maizes on crisp autumn days. I love u 95k miles of coastlines and new england fisherman and hand knitted sweaters. I love u halloween where millions of people dress up and give candy to strangers and carve jack o’lanterns. I love u small talk and small towns and potlucks and bringing over casseroles to your struggling neighbors. I love u cowboys and ranch hands and arizonian cactus. I love u appalachian trail and dirtbikes and divebars. I love u sparklers and fireflies. I love u mark twain and toni morrison and emily dickinson and henry david thoreau. I love u rock n roll i love u bluegrass and hippies i love u jimi hendrix and nirvana and CCR and janis joplin. I love u victorian houses and jonny appleseed and john henry and mothman and bigfoot. I love u foggy days in the pacific northwest and neon signs and roadside attractions. I love u baseball and 1950s diners and soft serve. I love u native american art and pop art and poptarts. I love u blue jeans and barbecues and jazz musicians 

Hand job vs manual labor