these fishes in the sea they're staring at me

THIS IS SO GREAT because they couldn’t even hold it together completely in the final take!!

the Gentle Alien is excited for Crimes

When Tumblr goes premium let's all use one account like netflix

rich people should get robbed at least once a week

why ?

builds character

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.

ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall

no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?