Btw there is something that literally no one can take from you no matter what and it's a grounded, embodied knowledge and understanding of who the fuck you are

I've been working on this theory that manic pixie dream girls are real it's just that they're all femme lesbians because men can't handle them. They can't match her freak. They're on reddit asking for relationship advice on how to dull her sparkle. My girlfriend (nonbinary) (starbucks barista) (trying to unionize the starbucks) gets customers flirting with her like they think they stand a fucking chance

A weird girl with bright colored hair CAN save you but only if you're pure of heart it's like being able to see unicorns. I had a butch dyke britney moment and cut my hair off the other day & I'm gonna give her a lock of my hair as a gift to put in a locket or something like the victorians used to & the men aren't doing this

If you want a weird girl who's cooler than you try making her earrings out of your teeth or something

you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

guards! send him to the displeasure planet. until morale improves.

My liege, I can't help but observe they seem to be having, uh, a, well, they seem to be having an okay time on the displeasure planet. Maybe even kinda a good time. My liege.

by the great convention this can’t be happening! send in more alt girls in black leather.

while exploring the outside world i was reminded that goth girls are still very much around. thank you goth girls

@tartrazeen