Btw there is something that literally no one can take from you no matter what and it's a grounded, embodied knowledge and understanding of who the fuck you are

sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four

coworkers will have a flavor of soda you didn't know existed

Coworkers you couldn’t be more indifferent about have discovered strains of Mountain Dew you couldn’t even imagine.

Girl said she’d let me see her DDs but when I got to her house she just had her shirt off and she didn’t even have a ps2 let alone a copy of digital devil saga. Waste of my damn time

total permanent embargo on extending good faith to men begins now

i just checked my status effects for the first time in a while how long have i been Doomed for

pjackk is kindof a dead wife who came back wrong but nobody can tell because nobody liked him the first time around either

in the age of ozempic, take my hands...its okay to gain weight and to want to be fatter. Normalize talking about gaining weight for no reason other than you want to. Heal your relationship with your body and with food. Its okay to want to be fatter.

I love living in 2026 because I go to Home Depot and buy a 5-gallon bucket for $4. I say I do not want an email receipt. They know my email anyway because I once ordered a mop online. They email me to ask how I like my 5-gallon bucket. I do not reply. They email me again. They would like my feedback. Reminder ‼️I have purchases to review. Did my 5 gallon bucket live up to my expectations? 3 minute survey!!