Btw there is something that literally no one can take from you no matter what and it's a grounded, embodied knowledge and understanding of who the fuck you are

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

the humble tank top has done so much for homosexual women

Cider is like if beer transitioned and stopped hating herself

there is nothing hotter than a butch wearing glasses

i'm so disturbed by the idea that not everyone is delighted when they spot a hand drawn amongus crewmate out there in the world. i feel pure joy when i see it especially these days

lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

(thinks sex is like eating breakfast) even the top gets a bowl of raspberries

Im in the pussy like forgive me if this is uncouth

Butch knight seeking mysterious maiden. Must have an unplaceable air of distant tragedy about them. Overgrown garden preferred but not required. Long dresses and the hidden influence of dark powers non-negotiable. Inquire within.

milord, the knightly order is questioning again whether your selective enlisting of a roundtable comprised of just emotionally stunted haggard women with dog motifs and no self preservation was fuelled by a tactical need, or perhaps [checks parchment] yes, as they put it, himejoshing out

[slams down my tankard of ale] the other wolf knights are making fun of me for "only" being emotionally stunted with regards to my sense of self-sacrifice. they're saying "it's like this is a mere job to her, and not a soul-deep calling" SHUT UP!!!! I'M JUST AS FUCKEDUP AS ANY OF YOU....YOU....YOU PUREBREDS!! (<- horrible insult between wolf knights)