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Damian’s menagerie but it’s just animals he’s using to replace his brothers.

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My absolute gospel truth and I'm sorry this is so sappy but--where I'm living, Ilya fully changes his name to Hollander when they get married, like just fully legally changes it. And despite the fact that he continues to use Rozanov professionally ("Just like J. Lo," Ilya says.) everyone who knows them personally obviously knows what Ilya's legal name is and also assume it's a way to kind of stick it to his shitheel father. To this end, and kind of as a joke at first, people start referring to their two-person unit as The Hollanders ("Okay, the Hollanders are in room 508" etc.) but it becomes steadily less and less a joke when neither Shane or Ilya really seems to think of it as one. Ilya especially seems to genuinely love it. He'll say shit like "Oh yes the Hollanders will be there" when asked if they're coming to a barbecue like they live in a postcard. He LOVES to give his name as Ilya Hollander and he LOVES to book reservations under 'Misters Hollander' and he LOVES to say the words 'Shane and Ilya Hollander' out loud with his mouth. I also think that for their last game together in the league Ilya and Shane wear jerseys that say S. Hollander 24 and I. Hollander 81 and it's like. An end of an era type thing. And they frame the jerseys.
Interviewer, catching Damian in costume: Robin! Can you explain the process of picking up Robin or passing on the mantle?
Damian, mildly annoyed at Bruce at the moment: It's quite simple. Batmam steals young children from their bed, usually nine or ten or so. Then he takes you to his lair and give you a deal.
Damian: If you can beat him in a game of your choosing, he will train you to be Robin. If you lose, you are eaten. I beat him in a classic fencing game. He's quite good with swords, but he wasn't very good with the sport itself.
Tim, standing next to him: Yeah, I beat him at a memory card game. I like totally cheated, but I'm too old for him to eat now, so ot doesn't matter.
Damian, nodding: Yes. The worst part of the job is disposing of failed Robins bones. He usually sucks them clean and leaves them all over the floor.
Tim: Yeah, its messy. But after you hit, like 15 he stops trying to eat you, so that's cool.
Damian: I have not yet reached 15. I'm still in danger. If you have more questions, ask Nightwing, as he was the first to avoid being eaten.
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Same interviewer, at a different date: Mr. Nightwing. Is it true Batman tries to eat potential Robins?
Dick, who has no idea what she's taking about: Yeah, it's really scary. His jaw unhinges like a snake.
Wonder Woman: Batman, we could make good use of Nightwing with this. Would you call him?
Dick, who's filling in for Bruce as Batman: I'll call him
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Hal: you've gained some muscles
Jason, dressed as Nightwing: I started working out
Hal: Damn. What's the routine cause I just saw you last week and you look completely different.
Jason: steroids
Dick, as batman: *chokes on coffee*
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Superman: We might need someone who's good with guns, hm... Hey Nightwing you're in contact with redhood, right? Could you have him come?
Jason, as Nightwing: ... I don't see why not
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Wonder woman: this security is an issue we need someone who can hack this system long enough for us to get pass
Superman: hey hood, any chance you can give red robin a call?
Tim, with 5 inches of padding, as redhood: on it
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Hal: isn't robin usually with you all?
Flash: yeah we could use him with this one
Superman: Red Robin, would you call in Robin for us?
Damian, in red robin costume: he's dead
“Leatherdyke Boys and Their Daddies” by C. Jacob Hale (1994) from ‘sexualities in history’

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You just know Cliff is saved in Ilya’s phone as like “Marly 🥵😍😘🐕🦴😈👊🫦💦😩🩸🚨😏”
Some random corner of the internet is being parasocial and calling Hollanov a PR marriage and a random person is like "my cousin's cousin's girlfriend used to clean their house in Ottawa. Definitely not a PR marriage. Apparently they go through a lot of couch cushions and bedframes."
Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house
I’ve discovered that spawning in a cherry blossom biome in Minecraft will leave you with so many pink flower based ground litter bits that you’ll be struggling to figure out what to do with them. My current plan is to breed a very large army of white sheep and individually dye them all pink but that’s only a band aid solution really.

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This tweet read me to filth
“fujoshis are harmful to gay men” not this gay man.
on twitter this got a bunch of responses like “wow even the evil fujoshis? the homophobic yet hypocritically fetishistic ones? what if the fujoshi is racist?” and like well no obviously not in that case.
“shoutout to everybody from new jersey!” “even the new jersey serial killers…?”
i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

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MORE therapy meta! Have you seen the interpretation floating around tumblr that Ilya might actually have bipolar instead of unipolar depression? What do you think? In the AU where Ilya gets therapist Anya comingatthecottage instead of Galina, is that something you're wondering about before you start looking at a treatment plan?
hello! i have seen this interpretation and i disagree with it. i would definitely ask some questions tho because bipolar (especially in people who are "high functioning" yuck i hate that label) is often missed/misdiagnosed and, particularly if medication is part of treatment, that can make things a loooot worse, and i always want to help people rule it out! i'd been in therapy for over a decade before i was diagnosed as bipolar (and it took multiple years after i had an ssri-induced manci episode too! should've been a giveaway when i took zoloft and immediately almost burned my house down) so here at anya comingatthecottage therapy inc we definitely ask some questions about it
however i don't see my experiences with bipolar really resonate in ilya's character. as far as i can remember the books, and at least in s1 of the show he doesn't have any periods of sleeping little and doing a lot without feeling tired, which is my personal hallmark of "oh i'm hypomanic" (like this is literally how my psychiatrist helped me rule out whether i had a heated-rivalry-induced hypomanic episode when i realized i was writing like 2k words a day--yes, increase in goal-directed activity, but it was making me sleepy af). he's confident but i think that's his personality--he never seems grandiose in his self-assessment, externally or internally. his speech and internal monologue are pretty well-organized, his thoughts don't seem to be racing or tangential? as far as the internal experiences of mania/hypomania, i don't see it
i think some people have this headcanon because ilya does a lot of stuff that's reckless--fast cars, lots of casual sex, drug use, etc. i would say that it doesn't seem to be episodic or impulsive in the way that it is during a manic episode? i'm not expert on this part because i don't tend to have a ton of risky behaviors when manic, mostly i just start a bunch of art projects i abandon, talk really fast, don't sleep, and can't concentrate. but ilya doesn't seem to have discrete periods of time where he seeks out risks or thrills, he seems to always enjoy those things (until he settles down into a more domestic routine with shane), and they don't seem to be driven by a lack of ability to understand the consequences or a sense of invulnerability, but more by the kind of lack of care for himself that is a result of depression and trauma. he's also shown to enjoy thrills in a non-impulsive way: like fucking shane is risky, and he spends years planning for that one
tl;dr: ilya has a lot of traits (confident, impulsive, reckless, outgoing, risk-taking) that are associated with mania, but imo those are traits of his personality that are consistent over time, not symptoms that emerge during discrete, time-limited episodes of mania. not hating on anyone's headcanon, just my own opinion as one bipolar person