#tlg

it's important to me that ilya remains captain of the centaurs after shane joins, but i have a specific picture in my mind of shane being assistant captain and being generally harmless and super chill , so the centaurs see him as like the chill parent (something to be said about shane being content in letting someone else, specifically His Someone, have the reins and enjoying not being in charge) but then ilya has to be out for a few weeks for like health or smth so shane goes into Captain Mode and the centaurs are scared shitless by how intense he gets all of a sudden. the most intense drills of all time. the hardest plays they've ever heard of. the strictest practices on earth. and they suddenly understand why shane led the metros/voyagers to victory so many times and why ilya treats him like the boss in their relationship. and then as soon as ilya comes back he turns it off and the centaurs are like Oh Thank Fuck Because What The Hell Was That

Ilya Rozanov used to be the hockey king of insta thrist trap. Between shameful displays of the dick arrow and the broadness of his back, every so often traced with marks, the people were salivating. Thirst straps were periodically interrupted by pictures of him going wild at the club, in the dump a picture of him with a girl he definitely took home that night. Wild life hot athlete in a package. Then suddenly nothing since Tampa Bay's all-star game except for professional hockey announcements definitely written by his team. Until a fateful wedding picture photo dump that was actually the announcement of the thrist straps returns. Except the subject isn't him exclusively. Actually he's more like a rare treat on his own feed because all his post are about Shane Hollander looking extremely hot and sexy whenever and wherever. Laundry day, gym, bed, cleaning the living room, hiking, it's a Shane Hollander Fan page.

Biblically need ilya on antidepressants and shane begging for that floppy dick like Please can I touch #it Please can I suck #it Please Please Please

Ilya spending time at Yuna and David's house, destroying them at yahtzee, watching Shane's games with them. Openly cheering for his boyfriend in the company of the two other people who love him most in the world, screaming at the tv with Yuna when the ref makes an unfair call in their heavily biased opinions. Ilya being fed a home cooked meal that was specifically cooked because it's his favourite and then snuggling up on the couch with a bowl of ice cream that was bought with him in mind. Ilya feeling warm and accepted and at home, even in Shane's absence. Ilya finally having a family that wants nothing from him other than his company, his happiness, and his wellbeing. Excuse me while I cry.

thinking about the world where shane & ilya express sadness over not having many photos documenting their relationship from before they were public and luca haas quietly texts them a link to a 30 page hollanov manifesto with photos from every time they were ever in the same vicinity time stamped and dated. Secret glances, little smiles, a few obscure angles of hands on the smalls of each other’s back, footage of them looking lovingly at the other, a shit ton of body checks with wild grins on their faces