Miscellany

there was enough room on the raft 

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

2 hours of bad sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a stranded whale and i need to be covered in dynamite in an ill-advised attempt to clear the beach'

creates a porn sideblog and you look in there and its just pictures of fucked up stairs leading nowhere

punished by the council

Did you… crumple them?

there's art inside me trying to get out

It’s clawing at the bars of my brain

“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help

not junji ito. where did he come from. this is supposed to say chatgpt

@apocrypals

Hi, pope expert here. This isn’t funny — popes only do this when they’re in extreme distress

Hi, pope expert here. This is really funny — popes only do this when they’re in extreme distress. Lol. Lmao.

I need to make something really elaborate and cool (doesn't move