Rhymes with Answer

The cat’s out of the bag, I’m podficcing @angel-deux-writes​‘s Zombie Apocalypse AU! :D 

This is part 1 of 6 (aka 95min out of what will probably be 9 hours long lol), because I simply do not have the patience to produce that much podfic all by my lonesome and couldn’t wait to show people!! 

This is one of my absolute fave HR stories, and I’m having so much fun making the podfic, and it would mean the world to me if you gave it a listen and let me know what you thought! <3 ENJOYYYYY!!

Summary: 

Shane leaves that Vegas penthouse suite feeling wretched, and like an idiot, and like he never wants to see Ilya Rozanov again.

HUDCON WEEK 2026 Day 1 — May 11: Favorite Joint Appearance

as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it’s just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we’re small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, “i’m not here to hurt you. here’s something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we’re on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i’m being light-hearted and non-threatening right now.”

small talk isn’t to get to know a person. it’s just a greeting to affirm you’re buddies in the universe.

I think their relationship is a lot more complex and deep than either just friends with benefits or unrequited love.

Their dynamic to me seems more queerplatonic. It’s undefined, but powerful. Yes, they’re childhood friends. Yes, they’ve had sex multiple times, but Svetlana is not some doe eyed girl chasing after Ilya.

When he asks her in the cab, ‘are you jealous?’, she replies ‘I think you know me better than that.’

In the scene with Sasha in the bathroom, she says ‘you boys need to catch up.’ She knows about them. She’s actively encouraging it.

There is love there, an abundance of it, but to try and put it into a socially acceptable and limiting box is disingenuous.

Svetlana is allowed by the narrative to be quietly complex, and I adore that. For a side character with not a lot of screen time, I came to absolutely adore her and the way Ksenia portrayed her.