well then

reblogging almost solely because almost everyone’s name is meaningful but Rapunzel’s literally just means lettuce

That’s what I need for my school supplies

I can’t go to parties because I turn into a pumpkin at midnight

11. is just a really sweet person 12. no really my dad worked with him on firewall as the tech advisor and he was just a really swell guy 13. got my mom’s birth date from my dad and sent her flowers 14. he sent my mom flowers for her birthday 15. he didn’t even know her he just wanted to be sweet

this was a beautiful and necessary edition to this post thank you oh my god

Awwwww

Tumblr law: Always reblog the queen.

If you don’t have this on your blog at least once, get out.

i used to work at Denny’s and honestly i served the weirdest people like this one time these two really stoned guys came in and when they were ordering their drinks the one guy was like “i would like a coke with exactly 6 ice cubes” and i actually counted out 6 and brought him his drink and when he saw that there was actually exactly 6 ice cubes he just stared at me for an uncomfortably long time and also he tipped me 20 dollars

unga bunga vs whaddafuck

Tell him you’re excited to have his last name and then marry his brother

This is some Shakespeare level shade

if they made us wait that long just so this could happen i will scream

panicking about school but not doing anything about it

panic! at the school ft. fail out boy