Fitzsimmons Love

It's called bedtime stories

Reblogging this on ALL my blogs because holy shit is it useful

A persons fanfic tells you a lot about them, i , a fanfic writer, realize in terror

new ask game: give me an extremely specific assumption you have about me based off of my fanfic. go.

Hit me in the askbox

I’m…not sure I want to know any answers to this, but I’m bored and coming off a ESC high, so why not.

honestly the excuse of 'i don't wanna reblog bc im shy >.<' is ugly. shut up. literally why are you here then, we all read the most deplorable things abt ppl who are not real, grow some balls.

"A ship can never truly love an anchor." dude shut up. a ship without an anchor gets dashed against the rocks. it's useless, completely at the whim of the currents. a ship loves an anchor so much it carries it everywhere it goes. the anchor gives the ship the world to love. dude.

A plague doctor with a friend group that consist of an old time deep sea diver, a rennaissance bee keeper, a fencer, and an astronaut

Thought this was an among us team at first

i don’t think there is a more gratifying compliment than ‘i have read your fic more than once’ 

movies peaked when sets had unmoving painted skies and rocks carved out of styrofoam

the person who runs this account, Katie Gouldin, is an evolutionary biologist who has an EXCELLENT podcast called Creature Feature which compares and contrasts the weird behaviors of man and beast! she is super cute and funny too!

oh thank GOD

Go girl, give us everything

all my girls with bellies that stick out, youre cute as FUCK your body is beautiful and you deserve high self esteem and love

whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws

outlaws are wanted

come on reblog this my grandma told me this joke and was convinced she was going to be famous on tumblr for it

every time my mom and grandma get into an argument my grandma says “excuse me pamela i am famous on the tumbler”

Guy there are books on magic on there.

There’s books on EVERYTHING there!

Wouldn’t this be bad for authors though? or is this like a normal library where they get /some/ money?

You can also ‘sponsor a book’, which means you pay the cost of the ebook you want openlibrary to acquire, and then they can add it to their collection and let people check it out.

This is part of the Internet Archive! I’ve posted about this before. Please go, it’s amazing. 

signal boosting because BOOKS

Oh!

fanfiction was such a good idea. like put those guys in situations