Uh I just finished reading crash out and poor stressed Troy Barrett is everything to me???? The torture you put him through!!! I loved every moment of it.
I had way, way too much fun putting him through the wringer ❤️

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Uh I just finished reading crash out and poor stressed Troy Barrett is everything to me???? The torture you put him through!!! I loved every moment of it.
I had way, way too much fun putting him through the wringer ❤️

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Ilya attempting to explain Eurovision to Shane.
Since we know Shane is not a Dog Person™️ by nature please consider the shenanigans of Anya trying to join him for him morning yoga. He's in full downward facing dog, she's crawling on her belly underneath him to see what he's doing. He's breathing through his cobra pose, she's right there to french kiss him with her nasty dog breath. Ilya is not helping.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/84930741
hi author,
i think you tagged one of the couples wrong in your new hr fic?
Fuck. I did 😂 Thank you so much for pointing that out to me!

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Do you have any fics of very domestic married hollanov? I can’t get enough of them as husbands I fear
I do!!! This actually took me less than 5 minutes to complete becasue I love married hollanov
These all include spoilers for the book The Long Game!
Ottawa's Favourite Princess by peiceabread
General Audiences - Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov - Completed
When Shane leaves his phone in his locker while rushing out the facility there is only 1 correct response, to steal it and change his instagram handle to Ottawa’s Favorite Princess 👑
or
Ilya boosting team moral by fucking with his husband
This might not be what you are look for, but it's what you need lol.
The Godfathers by UglyGreenJacket
Teen and Up Audiences - Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov - Completed
“Where is my baby?” Ilya asks as soon as he opens the door to the Pikes’ SUV when it pulls into the parking lot of Christ Church Cathedral. “Lovely to see you too, Rozanov,” Hayden says as he opens his car door. “Hi, Hayden,” Shane says from behind Ilya. “Lovely to see you. Please ignore my husband.” Ilya can’t even be bothered to snark back at either of them, because today is his big day. Well, mostly. It’s sort of Amber’s day, too, he guesses, and kind of Shane’s as well if one were to look at it from a very specific angle, but mostly it’s Ilya’s. And as Amber gives him a cheesy grin when she sees him (a new development as of the last couple of weeks), Ilya knows even his boring husband and his boring husband’s loser best friend can’t ruin this perfect day. Because today, Ilya’s becoming a godfather.
I am so glad my roommate is not home because the noise I made when the scene at the church happened was actually embarrassing. This hit all the points that someone would want and then some. There was a lot of development in the characters, while still not being too long.
This author is on tumblr @uglygreenjacket so please go and support them!
where the hell is my husband? by justhockey
Teen and Up Audiences - Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov - Completed
“Yuna, David - my husband just said he doesn’t love me anymore.” “I did not say that,” Shane argues, when he notes the disbelieving expressions on his parents’ faces. “I said we can’t get another dog.” “Exactly,” Ilya wails, throwing his arms up in the air. “Is same thing!” (Or, 5 times Ilya calls Shane his husband, and 1 time Shane calls Ilya his husband.)
Angst hates to see this fic coming because it's all fluff.
Emergency Contact by UglyGreenJacket
General Audiences - Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov - Completed
They lie in silence for a few moments, the only sound being the steady and slow beating of Shane’s heart on the monitor. He’s perfectly content to just bask in Ilya’s presence and form until the doctor comes back, but eventually, he can feel Ilya staring at him. So he opens his eyes and sees an expectant look on his husband’s face. “What?” Shane questions. “Are we going to talk about it?” Shane’s brows draw down in confusion. “Talk about what?” A mischievous grin splits Ilya’s face. “That I am your emergency contact.” “Oh, my god,” Shane groans. “You are not going to make this a thing. It’s not a big deal.” __ Or, hockey injuries are temporary. But having Ilya Rozanov as your emergency contact is forever.
I just like seeing them married. I appreciate the little moments in the fic that build up the fact that they both know each other well. This fic is very slice of life.
This is also by @uglygreenjacket on tumblr!
The Newlywed Games by broccolicheddarchicken
Teen and Up Audiences - Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov - Completed
The video returns to the set, with the camera on Harris, Shane, and Ilya again. Harris flips to the next question card. Harris: Who expressed interest in the other first? Shane and Ilya each raise the other's shoe. Harris: Ooooo! You disagree! Ilya: Shane. We both know that it was you. Shane: You were showing off! On purpose! You wanted me to react. Ilya: If that helps you sleep at night. Harris: Care to tell the story? Shane and Ilya speak over each other. Shane: No way in hell. Ilya: After the cameras stop.
Shane and Ilya, freshly married and days away from their first game together, agree to make a silly video as a couple for the Centaurs' social media.
I wish people asked for these types of fics as much as I like reading them. This is such a great combo because I like married hollanov while I also really like the social media fics this fandom produces.
The author is on tumblr @broccolicheddarchicken so go support them!
would you still love me by UglyGreenJacket
Mature - Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov - Completed
“Hey,” Ilya’s voice, deep and rough, resonates through Shane all the way down to the bottoms of his feet. He turns his head toward the sound, but doesn’t open his eyes, instead opting just to keep the blissed-out look on his face as he waits to hear what Ilya’s going to say. Shane imagines it’ll be something like, ‘You are perfect. Such a good boy.’ Or maybe in Russian, ‘I love you so much.’ But much more likely, ‘I give you ten minutes, and then I blow you in the shower.’ Fingers brush against his cheek, and Shane leans into the touch, lost in the feeling of being loved and wanted so wholly. And then, “Would you still love me if I was a worm?” His eyes open, and he wonders if his dopamine-addled brain has just misheard. “I’m sorry. What?”
Probably the best characterization out of any fic I have read for this fandom. Even Harris had great characterization in this fic.
I fear I am exposing the time I was reading exclusively @uglygreenjacket through this ask.
😂 to be fair, I do write a lot of married Hollanov.
This made my day! Thank you for including me ❤️
oh hello! since Hudson said return of the king would be one of Shane's favorite movies, consider him making Ilya watch the LOTR extended editions and info dumping the whole time. like ik we all know Shane Only Cares About Hockey but I do like to imagine that he is a total Tolkien nerd and he and Wyatt can bond over it, even though ik Wyatt is more of a comics guy
Lol this is actually SO fitting for me because I am a huge Tolkien nerd who once hand copied the appendices from the version in my school library because my version didn’t have them 😅
Okay. I need some silly Hollanov prompts to feed my tired brain. My inbox is open. You know what to do.
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[Inside the Ottawa Centaurs’ locker room, Harris Drover attaches a microphone to Shane Hollander’s shirt as Ilya Rozanov sits next to him at a table. The two prepare to share the contents of their backpacks, which sit on the table in front of them]
Shane: I thought when people did these interviews, they got to like, pick what’s in their bag beforehand. It’s not usually a spontaneous thing, is it?
Ilya: How would you know this?
Shane: I watched one that Rose did.
Ilya: Oh, of course you watched Rose doing one of these videos. Did she have a framed photo of you in her bag so she could gush about how much you love each other?
Shane: Do I seriously need to remind you that I chose to marry you, and that we live and work together, and Rose is just my friend I see like twice a year?
Ilya: Yes.
[Harris steps back, and nods his approval at their microphones.]
Shane: Are you sure you want to do this with us, Harris?
Harris: I can’t help that the people love you. Besides, I’ve convinced myself this will be fun.
Shane: That’s not very comforting.
Harris: Neither is the look on Ilya’s face that’s telling me I will definitely come to regret this, but that’s the job! Okay. Here's goes nothing.

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[Two basic-looking men in suits sit at a desk inside the Canadian Tire Centre. Hockey players swirl around the ice behind them for warm-ups.]
Johnny: Hello, everyone, and welcome to the 2021 season opener for the Ottawa Centaurs! I’m Jonny Bernard here with Martin Thomas, and we’re so glad it’s hockey season again.
Mark: Indeed, we are Johnny. Especially when it comes to this team.
Johnny: Absolutely. So many have been waiting for the so-called Gayest Team in Hockey to take to the ice for the first time.
Mark: A mantle they proudly wear, and for good reason. When you have Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov, and Troy Barrett on your team, being queer might just be a superpower.
Johnny: Do you think we’ll see a Hollander/Rozanov appearance on the Kiss Cam tonight?
Mark: I think it might be one of the greatest disappointments in all of hockey if we don’t.
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waiting for the bus
12 & 13, please and thank you ❤️
Hello, anon!
12. What's the biggest change in your taste between when you started in fandom and today?
I think just allowing myself to experience the joy of a multi-fandom experience. I used to be so die-hard Sailor Moon that I wouldn't even consider reading or writing for any other fandom, and now. Well. Obviously that hasn't stuck lol
13. Have you ever purposefully written one fandom/fanfic over another because you knew it would be more popular?
YUP. When I first saw the texting fics that were so ridiculously popular, I was like, wtf that's so gimmicky, I'm never writing that. And now I'm writing my 4th one lol I did start writing them because they were so popular, but I'm also having a ton of fun making them. It's nice to not have to worry about setting and real dialogue for once.

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36, 39, and 43
36. How many views has your most popular fanfic gotten?
Too many 😂 As of this post, it's just past 87,000 views
39. If you had to call yourself an author of a single genre, what would you pick?
It drives me nuts, but definitely fluff. I am not at all a fluffy person in real life, but I'm good at writing it so. Here we are lol
43. Has writing fanfic had a significant impact on your life? Would you say it's entirely positive?
Holy shit. Yes. Like I truly cannot imagine how different my life would be if I hadn't started writing. I met my best friend through fanfiction. I've traveled the world because of connections I've made through it. I grew this blog because of fanfiction. It's crazy how much a hobby can change your life!
And I wouldn't say it's been entirely positive. There's humans and emotions involved, so that can get in the way sometimes, and I do still feel like I sometimes write to get the high of other people's reactions, but overall, yes. It's been an extremely positive thing that I'm so grateful for.
1. In your opinion, what’s your best fanfic?
OOF. This is so hard. Best is such a subjective term!
But probably, if forced to chose, I would say Catalyst of Change. I don't really write for the RWRB fandom anymore, but that fic just felt like something after I finished it, and I'm still crazy proud of it.