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Help me decide which Hollanov fic to post this weekend đ
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Uh I just finished reading crash out and poor stressed Troy Barrett is everything to me???? The torture you put him through!!! I loved every moment of it.
I had way, way too much fun putting him through the wringer â¤ď¸
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Ilya attempting to explain Eurovision to Shane.
Since we know Shane is not a Dog Personâ˘ď¸ by nature please consider the shenanigans of Anya trying to join him for him morning yoga. He's in full downward facing dog, she's crawling on her belly underneath him to see what he's doing. He's breathing through his cobra pose, she's right there to french kiss him with her nasty dog breath. Ilya is not helping.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/84930741
hi author,
i think you tagged one of the couples wrong in your new hr fic?
Fuck. I did đ Thank you so much for pointing that out to me!
Do you have any fics of very domestic married hollanov? I canât get enough of them as husbands I fear
I do!!! This actually took me less than 5 minutes to complete becasue I love married hollanov
These all include spoilers for the book The Long Game!
Ottawa's Favourite Princess by peiceabread
General Audiences - Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov - Completed
When Shane leaves his phone in his locker while rushing out the facility there is only 1 correct response, to steal it and change his instagram handle to Ottawaâs Favorite Princess đ
or
Ilya boosting team moral by fucking with his husband
This might not be what you are look for, but it's what you need lol.
The Godfathers by UglyGreenJacket
Teen and Up Audiences - Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov - Completed
âWhere is my baby?â Ilya asks as soon as he opens the door to the Pikesâ SUV when it pulls into the parking lot of Christ Church Cathedral. âLovely to see you too, Rozanov,â Hayden says as he opens his car door. âHi, Hayden,â Shane says from behind Ilya. âLovely to see you. Please ignore my husband.â Ilya canât even be bothered to snark back at either of them, because today is his big day. Well, mostly. Itâs sort of Amberâs day, too, he guesses, and kind of Shaneâs as well if one were to look at it from a very specific angle, but mostly itâs Ilyaâs. And as Amber gives him a cheesy grin when she sees him (a new development as of the last couple of weeks), Ilya knows even his boring husband and his boring husbandâs loser best friend canât ruin this perfect day. Because today, Ilyaâs becoming a godfather.
I am so glad my roommate is not home because the noise I made when the scene at the church happened was actually embarrassing. This hit all the points that someone would want and then some. There was a lot of development in the characters, while still not being too long.
This author is on tumblr @uglygreenjacket so please go and support them!
where the hell is my husband? by justhockey
Teen and Up Audiences - Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov - Completed
âYuna, David - my husband just said he doesnât love me anymore.â âI did not say that,â Shane argues, when he notes the disbelieving expressions on his parentsâ faces. âI said we canât get another dog.â âExactly,â Ilya wails, throwing his arms up in the air. âIs same thing!â (Or, 5 times Ilya calls Shane his husband, and 1 time Shane calls Ilya his husband.)
Angst hates to see this fic coming because it's all fluff.
Emergency Contact by UglyGreenJacket
General Audiences - Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov - Completed
They lie in silence for a few moments, the only sound being the steady and slow beating of Shaneâs heart on the monitor. Heâs perfectly content to just bask in Ilyaâs presence and form until the doctor comes back, but eventually, he can feel Ilya staring at him. So he opens his eyes and sees an expectant look on his husbandâs face. âWhat?â Shane questions. âAre we going to talk about it?â Shaneâs brows draw down in confusion. âTalk about what?â A mischievous grin splits Ilyaâs face. âThat I am your emergency contact.â âOh, my god,â Shane groans. âYou are not going to make this a thing. Itâs not a big deal.â __ Or, hockey injuries are temporary. But having Ilya Rozanov as your emergency contact is forever.
I just like seeing them married. I appreciate the little moments in the fic that build up the fact that they both know each other well. This fic is very slice of life.
This is also by @uglygreenjacket on tumblr!
The Newlywed Games by broccolicheddarchicken
Teen and Up Audiences - Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov - Completed
The video returns to the set, with the camera on Harris, Shane, and Ilya again. Harris flips to the next question card. Â Â Harris:Â Who expressed interest in the other first? Â Â Shane and Ilya each raise the other's shoe. Â Â Harris:Â Ooooo! You disagree! Ilya:Â Shane. We both know that it was you. Shane:Â You were showing off! On purpose! You wanted me to react. Ilya:Â If that helps you sleep at night. Harris:Â Care to tell the story? Â Â Shane and Ilya speak over each other. Â Â Shane:Â No way in hell. Ilya:Â After the cameras stop.
Shane and Ilya, freshly married and days away from their first game together, agree to make a silly video as a couple for the Centaurs' social media.
I wish people asked for these types of fics as much as I like reading them. This is such a great combo because I like married hollanov while I also really like the social media fics this fandom produces.
The author is on tumblr @broccolicheddarchicken so go support them!
would you still love me by UglyGreenJacket
Mature - Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov - Completed
âHey,â Ilyaâs voice, deep and rough, resonates through Shane all the way down to the bottoms of his feet. He turns his head toward the sound, but doesnât open his eyes, instead opting just to keep the blissed-out look on his face as he waits to hear what Ilyaâs going to say. Shane imagines itâll be something like, âYou are perfect. Such a good boy.â Or maybe in Russian, âI love you so much.â But much more likely, âI give you ten minutes, and then I blow you in the shower.â Fingers brush against his cheek, and Shane leans into the touch, lost in the feeling of being loved and wanted so wholly. And then, âWould you still love me if I was a worm?â His eyes open, and he wonders if his dopamine-addled brain has just misheard. âIâm sorry. What?â
Probably the best characterization out of any fic I have read for this fandom. Even Harris had great characterization in this fic.
I fear I am exposing the time I was reading exclusively @uglygreenjacket through this ask.
đ to be fair, I do write a lot of married Hollanov.
This made my day! Thank you for including me â¤ď¸
oh hello! since Hudson said return of the king would be one of Shane's favorite movies, consider him making Ilya watch the LOTR extended editions and info dumping the whole time. like ik we all know Shane Only Cares About Hockey but I do like to imagine that he is a total Tolkien nerd and he and Wyatt can bond over it, even though ik Wyatt is more of a comics guy
Lol this is actually SO fitting for me because I am a huge Tolkien nerd who once hand copied the appendices from the version in my school library because my version didnât have them đ

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[Inside the Ottawa Centaursâ locker room, Harris Drover attaches a microphone to Shane Hollanderâs shirt as Ilya Rozanov sits next to him at a table. The two prepare to share the contents of their backpacks, which sit on the table in front of them]
Shane: I thought when people did these interviews, they got to like, pick whatâs in their bag beforehand. Itâs not usually a spontaneous thing, is it?
Ilya: How would you know this?
Shane: I watched one that Rose did.
Ilya: Oh, of course you watched Rose doing one of these videos. Did she have a framed photo of you in her bag so she could gush about how much you love each other?
Shane: Do I seriously need to remind you that I chose to marry you, and that we live and work together, and Rose is just my friend I see like twice a year?
Ilya: Yes.
[Harris steps back, and nods his approval at their microphones.]
Shane: Are you sure you want to do this with us, Harris?
Harris: I canât help that the people love you. Besides, Iâve convinced myself this will be fun.
Shane: Thatâs not very comforting.
Harris: Neither is the look on Ilyaâs face thatâs telling me I will definitely come to regret this, but thatâs the job! Okay. Here's goes nothing.
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[Two basic-looking men in suits sit at a desk inside the Canadian Tire Centre. Hockey players swirl around the ice behind them for warm-ups.]
Johnny: Hello, everyone, and welcome to the 2021 season opener for the Ottawa Centaurs! Iâm Jonny Bernard here with Martin Thomas, and weâre so glad itâs hockey season again.
Mark: Indeed, we are Johnny. Especially when it comes to this team.
Johnny: Absolutely. So many have been waiting for the so-called Gayest Team in Hockey to take to the ice for the first time.
Mark: A mantle they proudly wear, and for good reason. When you have Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov, and Troy Barrett on your team, being queer might just be a superpower.
Johnny: Do you think weâll see a Hollander/Rozanov appearance on the Kiss Cam tonight?
Mark: I think it might be one of the greatest disappointments in all of hockey if we donât.

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