Opaque Fish Bowl

we're saying hi if you want in on this

tmi actually stands for tumblring my information

if you complete one task off your to do list you should be allowed 3 days of chilling afterwards as a reward

the unimaginable power of saying "huh, guess that's not for me" and moving on with your life

i have formed an opinion that isn't worth expressing

when i reblog something for a mutual and they reblog it from somewhere else #WELCOMEHOMECHEATER

My toxic trait is that if I find a product I like I want to keep using the same product forever. It's not even brand loyalty. It's called stop changing and discontinuing everything.

“Would you block someone just for disagreeing with you?” Pal, I’ll block someone for agreeing with me in the wrong tone of voice.

4chan to me is like a narwhal. I know it's real, I've seen pictures, but there's so many legends about it and I've got no idea where you could even go to see it. I know it exists, but my brain still thinks about it like a myth. A magical, evil, well hidden deep within a forest.

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me