one thing about me is that i noticed

you’re 23 and you learn rosemary kennedy was lobotomized at 23 and you’re like my god she was barely an adult. then you’re 27 and you’re like holy hell amy winehouse was just starting her life. and then, presumably, you reach 36 and you’re like christ alive marilyn monroe was only 36. and so on and so forth

imagine it’s 1985 and you’re in love with someone but haven’t told them yet and it’s killing you inside and you’re so horny you’re practically in heat. and then bruce springsteen drops i’m on fire

i hope this email kills us both instantly

www.indeed.com search tavern wench jobs near me

yeah. thats not very mouse wearing a sweater and holding a cup of tea behavior. sorry.

songs used to have a bridge and a third chorus

let’s get you to bed grandma

never enough time in the day to do fuck all