Himbos Anon

Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!

being a team sports fan really is like oh what if you stanned the ship of theseus

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[Image description: Baseball card heavily modified to read "Please fucking stop trying to get me to bet on sports. End description.]

Interviews with hockey players are fantastic, because it is a complex game that can be spoken about at length, but during the intermission they'll find the Wettest player imaginable on the losing team and for thirty seconds they'll ask them things like "what do you need to do to get more pucks in the net?" And the player (panting, haunted behind the eyes) says something like "well, we've got to get them in there"

When I was at the natural history museum, the fossil section had stickers on the glass to engage children - things like "Flap your arms like a pterodactyl" or "Measure your hand against the mosasaurus." However the first of these I encountered, which I found alarming and threatening without context, was a sticker reading "Struggle like you are stuck in a tar pit"

Sometimes my little cat will approach me all "what if there was a little cat now" and it's always an excellent idea I love when there's a little cat