Nuggies

shawty got low low low low low low low (self esteem)

if you don’t know what my voice sounds like you should keep it that way for your own sake

i just heard the most intense scream in my kitchen so i got up to see what was wrong and my 11 year old sister was on the floor cuddling a bag of potato chips and i said dude whats wrong and she yelled  ”THEYRE STALE. WHY DOES THE WOLRD HATE ME? I HAVE DONE NOTHING TO DESERVE THIS” 

is that a watermelon on the floor

no its her sister omg dont be so rude

i feel like i just got sucker punched back in time

☭w☭ what’s this

*glomps the means of production*

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

wow! what an interesting factoid. i sure am glad i was able to learn this and not scroll through a 100-person long reblog chain

we all know what happened here

Where’s the long version I want the long version

When I hear police sirens getting closer

Me, a homebody who never does anything illegal: They found me.

me, living my life: chaotic stupid

a good gender neutral term to use is “fool”