Lucy

i don’t believe teenage girls learn about gay fanfiction i think they each individually create the idea in their head first

I have GOT to stop spending $30

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

gender neutrients

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

(flirting) i could be your problem

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

sunday evening dont trust yourself hold the line

the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression