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they should let bjork run a small island country if she wants

2 weeks in she drops the accent and ingenue affect and becomes the most brutal dictator of the 21st century

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

My greatest condolences go out to Lindsey Graham’s secret sugar baby. He should have retired to a golf course and spent all his money on you, but now you’re probably cut out of the will cause he was a huge closet case. 😔

i think more final girls should be forty and kind of weird and off-putting

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

actually im doing really well except for the fact that everything makes me sad and the things that dont make me sad make me angry. but other than that im fine