We should talk about dogs.

Milo: I know these other languages but I’m not fluent in yours yet please have mercy.

Kida: You seem to be an idiot but I’ll forgive you because you’re trying.

If you heard of writer's block, get ready for reader's block. You want to read. You have time. You know what to read; how have a pile of books ready to be read. You cannot sit still and focus enough to do so or you can't even open the book.

@ people who use tanning beds: how can you do that after that one scene from final destination 3 happened

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.

ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall

no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?

I’m at a loss for words

That’s all I needed to know

idk what it is about sitting in chairs and having both feet on the floor but it’s so uncomfortable and awful and i’ll never willingly do it if there’s literally any other option

zayn is so FUCKING talented and deserves way more love than what this fandom gives him.

hate it when i hear a song and i’m like Oh I preferred the Glee Cast Version