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You know the problem with reading a book? You get hooked and then it ends and you feel sad

This post is cancelled, I have found a new book and everything is all right again

By Talos this cannot be happening

cannot stress enough the importance of having a bucket in your house. a big plastic bucket. helps with housework. helps with morale. get yourself a bucket today

I am afraid to say this is a post that would have done numbers in like 2013 for other reasons

i hope this one breaches containment. i want to see your blorbo tags. they are welcomed and encouraged

Christianity.

OKAY. THIS ONE WINS. YOU GUYS CAN STOP REBLOGGING THIS NOW

The last ride of Paul Revere

biblically accurate angel

Watching shows about gay ppl and pretending that civilization isn’t collapsing around me rapidly 👍

No Noise November. everyone shut up

if i hear a single sound

beep

^theyre lying it the t on the wall stands for trans rights

the T stands for Transgender because that’s what jesus was

no jesus was definitely trans and queer, sorry you haven’t read the bible like i have 😔

literally though if Mary actually had a virgin birth and never had sex, she wouldn’t have gotten a Y chromosome (unless you say God has DNA which, idk I was always a Bad Christian, sounds a little heretical to me). therefore for Jesus to have actually been the result of a virgin birth, he would’ve had two X chromosomes - aka, born biologically female - because getting a Y chromosome was impossible. Jesus was trans pass it on

jesus is a trans icon

Also JC had like 12 boyfriends he lived with in the desert. Do you really want me to believe they were not having sex. 

The level of heresy in this post is off the charts. Keep it going.

God is watching us reblog this lol

If you didn’t want to be assimilated into into my found family then you should have killed me when you had the chance

old testament god literally would blow up humanity for anything. you made eye contact with that golden calf nd boom your whole family dead