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Thinking of breaking up with my therapist.

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Current state of mind: I'd like to radicalise myself

#state of mind

Officially given up (I have not)

echo-loves-flowerboy

Who do you think is the tastiest olympian deity?? 🤔

My first guess would be Dionysus and Aphrodite but I think both of them would enjoy it a little too much. Poseidon probably tastes like seafood and I don't like seafood. I assume Apollo is made out of solid 24karat gold so that might damage my teeth. Id feel a bit bad sinking to Artemis' level and eating her.

So I think I'm gonna go with Hermes, don't quote me on this but I'm sure you could make great chicken nuggets out of him. Hermes Nuggets one might say.

narcissusdidnothingwrong

Valid points, but coming in as a Zeusrod enjoyer myself...

echo-loves-flowerboy

oh god i forgot about the zeusrod 🥴

narcissusdidnothingwrong

For transparency, I have not tasted any other deity, all I can say is that Zeusrod is damm good U-Ų

echo-loves-flowerboy

Who do you think is the tastiest olympian deity?? 🤔

My first guess would be Dionysus and Aphrodite but I think both of them would enjoy it a little too much. Poseidon probably tastes like seafood and I don't like seafood. I assume Apollo is made out of solid 24karat gold so that might damage my teeth. Id feel a bit bad sinking to Artemis' level and eating her.

So I think I'm gonna go with Hermes, don't quote me on this but I'm sure you could make great chicken nuggets out of him. Hermes Nuggets one might say.

narcissusdidnothingwrong

Valid points, but coming in as a Zeusrod enjoyer myself...

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Why do I feel like every single person complaining they won't do anything and just procrastinate online, still get their act together somehow?

If I force myself to stop procrastinating and doing everything except what I'm supposed to do, I will literally just stare at my screen for hours and do absolutely nothing. Not watching anything just brain dead drool staring. Every day. Except I leave the house and sit in a café which is too expensive a habit to keep for performing basic life chore activity.

People who cry about their executive functioning and being unproductive and procrastinating but somehow still managing a bare minimum - What's your secret?

#procrastination #executive dysfunction #i have no ADHD diagnosis and never really considered having it tbh I dont show many symptoms #aargghhhgguuuuhhhhh

what-even-is-thiss

It’s so annoying when I say I have an irrational fear or a phobia and people try to logic me out of it. I just told you that it’s irrational.

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I told my family once that I don’t like taking the trash out at night because I have this irrational fear that a raccoon is gonna attack me and they started trying to talk me out of it with facts about raccoon behavior. Bitch, I know that if a raccoon heard me coming it would run off. I just said my fear is irrational.

what-even-is-thiss

Or like when I point out that I have a severe phobia of moths and don’t wanna talk about them in detail some people decide that’s a good time to start infodumping about moth facts or showing me pictures of them.

Hey. Hey buddy. That’s kinda evil. And I don’t mean in a jokey way. I mean. Knowingly and purposefully triggering someone’s phobia is a colossally dick move to the point where I don’t even wanna hear your apologies or consider accepting them. Just become better as a person. I have no sympathy for that kind of shit.

castformbignaturals

Like how every picture of a spider on the internet/in a magazine ever is always a full-frontal of their horrifying faces even though arachnophobia is one of the most common fears in the world.

fiery-alder05

One day after school I was in a bad mood and a friend thought it would “help” if she emailed me a photo of a spider.

Yeah like one of those close-up photos prev mentioned.

And she knew I have arachnophobia.

I legit JUMPED in my chair at the after-school work room/library and if I had been prone to swearing I would have yelled What The Fuck at her. As it were, I was not prone to swearing and also I loose the ability to vocalize when faced with my #1 fear.

“I thought it would cheer you up!!”

The absolute look of dumbfounded disbelief and anger I gave her was indescribable. Cold-shouldered her for a few days that’s how furious I was.

and god in second grade one of our reading books was a PICTURE BOOK ABOUT SPIDERS. YEAH. I QUITE LITERALLY THREW MYSELF BACKWARDS ON THE CHAIR HALFWAY ACROSS THE ROOM WHEN THE BOOK LANDED IN FRONT OF ME.

thank god my teacher at least amended the mistake by putting up folders to hide the other books from my sight and covering the photos in my book with thick construction paper.

like c’mon. give people’s fears a bit of grace. you’ll just traumatize us further if you don’t.

IT WOULD ALSO BE NICE IF PEOPLE TAGGED THEIR POSTS AND REBLOGS WITH SPIDERS SO MY FILTERS CAN CATCH THEM. ITS HAPPENED MANY TIMES WHEN IM ASSAULTED BY A SPIDER PIC ALL BECAUSE THE REBLOGGER DIDNT TAG IT. MY HEART LITERALLY JUMPS INTO MY THROAT AND IT TAKES ME A LONG TIME TO CALM DOWN.

if it’s really bad sometimes I even start crying. So like. Please please please. Be considerate.

narcissusdidnothingwrong

@fiery-alder05

Thoughts on arachnophobia friendly Chris Hemsworth spider comic?

💬 7 🔁 389 ❤️ 500 · This one was popular on instagram 😆

narcissusdidnothingwrong

I got punched in the face today. Do we think that's cute or nah?

narcissusdidnothingwrong

my head still hurts, if I stop posting I died due to post-trauma brain swelling

I am crying, why does Historia Augusta read like your auntie Meghan complaining about her son's whorish second wife at a family meeting 😭

"Commodus is such a horrible emperor I swear! He has got a friend with a huge dick and that guy's nickname is ass! We need to get rid of him!!"

gurl what??

I mean I guess bro 🤷‍♂️

#historia augusta #history #the roman empire #emperor commodus #i guess what I mean to ask is when are we writing a historical manifesto like that about Friedrich Merz and Markus Söder

Doors somehow:

#doors

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It's unambiguously worse to be killed first in Werewolves of Miller's Hollow than be picked last in PE, because in PE you at least get to PLAY THE GAME for the rest of the time!

narcissusdidnothingwrong

People who like playing Werewolves of Miller's Hollow would also watch the Hunger Games in The Hunger Games.

It's unambiguously worse to be killed first in Werewolves of Miller's Hollow than be picked last in PE, because in PE you at least get to PLAY THE GAME for the rest of the time!

#werewolves is a horrible game that teaches nothing but deceit and mistrust and maintains pre-established social hirarchies in an #inevitable socially accepted marginalisation of the least charismatically acclaimed members and their consequential exclusion from the game #always kill the major first

calamitys-child

What's everyone's favourite flowers that aren't like. The normal ones. Like everyone's a fan of roses and sunflowers what's a more niche one. One you don't get in gift sets. Mine's sweet peas

narcissusdidnothingwrong

Lyre flower, heart flower, bleeding heart, Lady-in-a-bath - whatever you want to call them.

In german I know them as "Teary heart"

#also magnolia #Cherry blossom #passiflora #butterfly pea #and narcissus :)

I got punched in the face today. Do we think that's cute or nah?

#i punched the other guy too #dw it was training

toa-sted

I actually ordered the stickers

I don't actually sell these. Officially. I just wanted to order them. I might sell them. If people want them.

There is all the original designs on the sheet plus an extra one I decided to add and the alternative Zeus and Aphrodite designs as single stickers.

#greek mythology #olympians #stickers #zeus greek mythology #hera greek mythology #poseidon greek mythology #hades greek mythology #persephone greek mythology #demeter greek mythology #hestia greek mythology #ares greek mythology #aphrodite greek mythology #athena greek mythology #hephaestus greek mythology #hermes greek mythology #dionysus greek mythology #artemis greek mythology #apollo greek mythology #toastart

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Now that I'm free, I plan on not frolicking through the woods, because I hate the woods.

#woods #gross #frolicking