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Will always mourn the Helen, Clytemnestra, and Penelope dynamic because it’s like were you guys teenage girls together? Did you stay up all night? Did you gossip about your crushes and things you’ve heard around the palace? Did you judge the way people looked and made jokes that had you holding onto your stomachs in your laughter?

What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union

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Adjusted value of Bees. Now that was a special one… because every item in the game had a minimum value, and a beehive was a container for bees, which each had a minimum value… which meant the moment one of your dwarves picked up a beehive, your entire fortress’ net worth skyrocketed… a value used in determining how powerful the foes that visit and try to murder you are.

Reblogging for the explanation of what “adjusted value of bees” actually means, because I know several folks following this blog have been wondering.

Okay but you’ve all forgotten the best Dwarf Fortress bug of all “Flying creatures give birth in midair, leading to tragedy” 

Actually I lied it’s the one where after a major update werewolves and vampires started climbing the nearest tree and refusing to come down. It turned out that he’d given evil creatures the ability to sense each other, but forgotten to set a maximum range on it, so werewolves were aware Hell was underground and trying to flee by climbing 

Listen to me. There is love and safety possible for you. There is still time.