A Glimpse Inside My Scatterbrain

oh ew is that really what i sowed? eww omigod i am NOT reaping that

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

Just don't fly too close to the sun.

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

he understands the website your honour

and a blessed what the fuck Wednesday to you

charlie kirk died fighting for the right to be a nazi, and his children are too young to even have any memories of him by the time theyre adults. charlie kirk died at age 31 after making turning point usa at age 18. all his life ever was and ever will be is being a piece of shit, unpleasant and unhappy nazi, before being shot by a gun. a gun he fought for the right for the shooter to have and use in the way they did. its just insane.

This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible

This is probably the most inclusive post ever made on Tumblr

"would you lie to someone if it'd help/protect them?" is such a funny question. buddy I'd lie to someone if it means i get five minutes of peace. I'd lie for a pepsi can. I'd lie for literally no fucking reason. i don't have any psychological issues btw

thinking about her again

For those who don’t know, Elon Musk has recently been directing his assholery towards Wikipedia — calling them ‘Wokepedia’ due to the amount they spend on Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion, and calling for people to stop giving them money “until they restore balance to their editing authority” —, now is a great time to consider donating to Wikipedia!

Someday, Elon Musk's Wikipedia page will be edited to read "was" instead of "is."

northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me

southern hemisphere babes, they're stealing our fucking daylight!

fixed a problem at work that i vaguely saw a manager fix once and i did it faster which means that i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin