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Dope Things To Watch This Pride Month (1/∞)
Sense8 scifi; psychic connection; polyamory; w/w; m/m; trans woman character
Eight strangers around the globe find themselves mentally connected to one another due to an unknown evolutionary leap.
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Your 30s aren't too late. Don't let nobody tell you that stupid shit.
Your 40s aren't too late. Don't let nobody tell you that stupid shit.
#as long as you're alive it's literally never too late
Girlfriend wanted banana pudding so here I am making home made pudding this Sunday morning 🙄
I guess I love her or something 🙄🙄
EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE (2022) dir. Daniel Kwan, Daniel Scheinert
bear with me. but also twink with me and otter with me. happy pride month on planet earth baby
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Happy pride month to older women stuck in a heteronormative world, happy pride month to 40yo women that are still pining after a woman they havent seen in 20 years, and happy pride month to stanley tucci
they need to make a menstrual cup with a tap on the end. vampire fratboys should be able to do a keg stand off my vagina.
thanks for the advice tumblr but this post doesn't actually need to be seen i'm just trying to unburden my soul of it like it's some sort of dark passenger i need to exorcise out
prev I know you meant in a public bathroom but just saying "in public" conjures the image of brazenly doing that in the middle of a crowd of strangers as some sort of... idek power move
i'm 5 years late to the joke & that's OK
I’m pretty interested in eating a lot of bread
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Human: Deal.
Fey: Very well. When you return home tonight, your mother will be in pristine health again. It will be like she never fell ill at all. Even the memory of her suffering will fade…
Human: Thank you so much. She means everything to me.
Fey: I know, I know. Let’s hope the price wasn’t too much for you after all… Only time will tell.
Human: So, when do we start?
Fey: …If I may ask you to elaborate?
Human: You said you wanted my firstborn.
Fey: Yes? And you agreed?
Human: Yeah, so, when do we start?
Fey:
Fey, blushing: Ah.
So good. It deserved some art. 😊
infinite changeling glitch
Ok sir have you tried jacking it off and on again
look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"
Today's Seals Are: Smack The Baby
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cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.
Hey op google what LCD stands for
i took an oath in third grade to never do drugs
In bed and Story just stopped moving, then turned to face out into the darkness and said, completely apropos of nothing “now we are free from the gladiator” and i got scared
