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horror novel: he sniled, but it wasn't sneetly. it wasn't sneetly at all.

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish

yo bro lets just dillydally later when ur free

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

someone left their baby in the middele of the road soooo obviously i squarshed it its a free baby squarshing its awesome

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon