Iconic Shitposting

Wyd after smoking this

victims of the chupacabra:

honestly the sacred boar at the center of the world has a definite liberal bias

esplain??

it is self evident

wait why would the hog confirm this

because he's biased but he still cares about truth and acknowledges his biases openly

i have an update the boar has been fired from the washington post

We should replace him with a terrible frost diety

mfs talking about miraculous

if you can write an essay about it on your phone you can write fanfic or poetry or something on your phone also and it will be much nicer for everyone involved, including you

False alarm its just masturbatory and not weirdly invasive

when the snake women in xcom grab your lady soldiers and force them down on their knees while constricting them with their tails it's kinda

i knew this would be the right bait to use on tumblr. everyone play xcom 2