Here now

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

Anyone still buying any HP merchandise or making positive posts about HP products should be jailed.

TRUE HATERS, SINCE DAY 1 THEY HAVENT BEEN GIVING THEM A FUCKING INCH

20 years later. you're kermit. opening night at the muppet theater. you look up. you can't believe it. those two awful cunts from next door are here. neither of them died yet. they're going to be here, forever.

we kill the bat man

Easily the most annoying kind of vampire in the world are the ones where you finally corner the fuckers and when you're going in with the stake they start spouting off sociology 101 bullshit to try and weasel out of it. "Oh, no ethical consumption under capitalism," "oh, the rich are the real vampires if you think about it-" yeah, yeah, you ate like fifty homeless people, asshole. Hold still

Okay but if you aren't a vegetarian your case against vampires is actually pretty weak.

I SAID HOLD STILL

Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer.

Funnily enough, I’m not 100% joking. While many animals have paw pads, the particular kind of soft, squishy beans found on housecats are an adaptation for stealth. Squishy beans mean you’re looking at an ambush predator.

These are the beans of a killer, Bella.

this dipshit kid @ the lair improvement store is telling me they dont carry Dark Harbinger Blue but i literally scryed it online like do not tempt my wrath right now

So you turned him into a skeleton archer, right?

So I turned him into a skeleton archer.

estaba pensando que dentro de poco podríamos volver a hacer los campeonatos que hacíamos antes, tipo latinosexyman o canoniza a tu fav como latino. Escucho ideas de otros posibles campeonatos

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

dude wait. what if we got really close together so we feel safe