the king entrepreneur

Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

i can tell when the edible starts to work when i start z-targeting shit irl

straight up i think the outgroup may be colluding with the enemy

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

im jerking it Chicken style

pulling it pork style

I was mugged by snow white and the seven dwarves the other day. six dwarves now, I suppose. kneed dipshit or dopey or whatever he was called in the eye socket so hard he died before his limp body hit the ground. they all scattered after that. I'll never forget how they wailed his name

Oh my gosh you.would be so cute if you weren't a broken person but you are a broken person unlike me who has moved beyond every bad thing that happened to me even ough the world hates me

HATE when you can't stand someone who is literally harmless. Like oh I'm the bitch here. I'm 100% in the wrong but nonetheless fuuuccckkk this guy

i get so gay off that poison