jackyl_lope

stunningly beautiful woman who kissed me told me to play a game that won't work on ubuntu bc of anticheat so here i am setting up a windows dualboot like the pathetic gay mess i am

This is one if the funniest fucking things I've ever seen

this is the parent trap. this is the parent trap with luke and leia

[Image ID: Tumblr post from triviallyTrue on 24 Jun 2022 reading: every day star wars fans come on this site and say some version of “star wars would be so good if it was good” /End ID]

time to waste the last month of 2013 on the internet

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

thinking about how nuclear bombs, apart from their obvious potential to cause massive amounts of destruction when used, also kind of serve a rhetorical purpose by virtue of their sheer existence. they've become a cultural symbol of total destruction; the biggest, most final, most horrifying and inexcusable display of force in military history; the weapons of ultimate domination to be deployed only as a last resort. but maybe as a result of this perspective in people minds, it causes them to overlook the fact that conventional bombs can still do the same amount of damage if you drop enough of them. The destruction of Hiroshima and Nagasaki by nuclear bombing was tragic and unnecessary, but also, a leveled city is a leveled city regardless of whether you do it with one big bomb, or 200 smaller bombs. The firebombings of Tokyo and Dresden were no less horrifying or tragic just because they took longer to carry out - but hey, at least they weren't nuked, i guess? It's led to this strange standard among americans where it seems like any amount of conventional bombing is acceptable as long as no one whips out the Big Bad Nuclear Explosive. idk, politics of aesthetics i guess. the actual destruction doesn't matter, only how it makes you feel.

in 20 years people are going to have to dirty talk like LLMs in order to satisfy partners whose first exposure to sexuality was chatbots

"not only is your dick huge, it's also sexy!"

Excellent work! That isn't just a sexy pic — it's a love-letter to the genre of erotic content.

this is the only good head canon I've ever had tbh

Unrestrained winter fun

One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

This is getting a lot of notes again and is reminding me that I should try to get out for more walks in the nice autumn weather