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the common name "fools gold" for iron pyrite is funnier than we give credit for. imagine scientists discover a new metal and they're like "We're calling this Copper for Idiots"

i have big plans to try and sew a little felt mouse and it might go badly and that’s okay

wind turbine

yeah you win

this year we are not talking about “girl dinner” we are getting real we are eating full meals and having fun doing it. we are cooking up a protein and a carb and a serving of vegetables and maybe even some dessert too

fun facg if you all cashaop me 500 bucks i can literally help you reach salvation and bring you to the light

(guy who is wearing all yellow voice) Boy i sure hope no one looks at me in a noticeable way

How's Curious George doing btw

hey. That was devastating

I find it kind of stupid how 'half full' vs 'half empty' is framed as an optimist/pessimist thing. If it starts full and gets halfway drained, it's half empty. If it starts empty and gets halfway filled, it's half full. If you don't know the starting state it's both simultaneously.

Official silly sign

the fairy on my windshield as i go down i95 at 210km/h

The 'ingredients you can pronounce means it's healthy' line implies a world in which the kind of nutrition a person requires scales with their biology education and grasp of phonics. Which isn't true, of course, but sure would imply some interesting worldbuilding if it were

"Potassium cyanide. Arsenic trioxide. Polonium 210. Tetrachlorodibenzodioxin," I say, smugly and with full confidence, before downing the glass of wine my political rival insisted on pouring for me. Seconds later, she watches with a smirk as I collapse writhing to the ground, in the knowledge that I never could hit that "R" in "pinot noir" quite right