Wide Spread Interests

there is nothing a corporation hates more than having employees, but a close second is having to provide a good or service in order to make money. these two reasons concisely explain is why the ai bubble formed in the first place.

NAILED IT

This is so American I could CRY

Wifeguys are awesome, y'all are honestly doing the Lord's work. Keep being a little fan boy for that baddie.

And you know what? Let's hear a round of applause for wives that are just as obsessed with their husbands. Y'all genuinely aren't represented enough.

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

shoutout to the words "overmorrow" and "ereyesterday". english losing these words was stupid. "the day after tomorrow" "the day before yesterday" clunky-ass constructions. revolting. i'm bringing overmorrow and ereyesterday back in my idiolect and there is nothing you can do about it

Lowkey love the word grasp. There’s a desperation to it. You can never casually grasp something

don’t tell me you can’t use physics in your daily life, once I realized that the marshmallows in Lucky Charms are less dense than the cardboard cereal they reside in, I figured out that stimulating motion (shaking the box) would cause marshmallows to rise to the top of the cereal before I poured it into my bowl = more marshmallows for me and a pissed off brother who can never figure out why all the marshmallows are gone when he goes to eat his cereal

It’s not that I can’t figure it out, it’s just that it’s annOYING AS FRIK AND YOU NEED TO STOP

that awkward moment when you forget your brother follows you on tumblr