A Hopeful Punk

I have got to stop clenching my jaw.

I have got to stop hunching my shoulders.

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

Romantasy writers when they’re crafting a guy: what if he’s the brooding prince who appears evil when you look at him from the outside, but when you get to know him he’s actually an extremely passionate lover who would kill himself before upsetting the fmc

doctor just prescribed me music really loud

I’m really enamored with the dynamic of two characters who work perfectly in tandem, like pacific rim drift compatible level, but they don’t like each other. It’s not even as strong an emotion as hate it’s just a very neutral-negative dislike, but they still act in perfect concert and their individual abilities are fully complementary

But what if the children LIKED to eat lead paint. That's their CHOICE.

The child says they will kill themselves unless we give them a lobotomy. We must obviously give the lobotomy. Or they will order an ice pick online with cutesy anime girl packaging.

Have you considered getting mental help?

Thanks, Ace-Pervert, I've never considered that. I'll look into it asap. Let's hope I'm not prescribed to have perfectly healthy and necessary organs removed and then have to be on pills or injections for the rest of my life.

Update I've been scheduled for my chemical castration and lobotomy but luckily the surgeon is letting me bundle them for a massive deal. Can't wait to finally become my true self via paying $100,000 to people who surely have my best intentions hidden in their open pockets

Update I have necrotizing fasciitis

There are some characters where giving them therapy and cleaning them up is the fanfiction equivalent of buying antique furniture and painting it white