5000 years queue

you can schedule posts for specific days you know

I have been in 3 games

does that include your severed head in mk11

Nno

then im sorry hsu hao but I think you were only in 2 games 😔 but that’s ok buddy, most of us haven’t been in any!

what about my pancakes

this is not about you or your pancakes please read the room

I was in Mortal Kombat Deadly Alliance Mortal Kombat Advance and Mortal Kombat Armageddon I promise

Black cilantro margaritas ladies!!!!

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

don't worry kitten daddy got it

start worrying kitten daddy fucked up

idk why ppl think nihilism is a negative or bad thing. honestly in the right viewpoint nihilism is incredibly freeing and helps MOTIVATE good acts and a lifestyle of kindness

This is called Absurdism, and it's my favorite.

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

im a protected species you fucking asshole

Mr. Beast is such a fascinating public figure cause he's the only one who's willing to outright say stuff like how his success came at the cost of his joy and human passions but when you look him in the eyes it's clear that he doesn't consider this a bad thing

Actually I'm not sure you can detect any core beliefs or emotions or even the will to live on Mr. Beast's face, but that's exactly the point. He appears completely content with being a brand instead of a human being

the problem with movie remakes is that they always remake something that was already good, meaning at worst you ruin it and at best your remake is largely redundant. to make a truly good remake you need to start with source material that is absolute dogwater. ignore the pull of nostalgia. redeem the sins of moviemaking past.

this is how morbius can still win

Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

i must stress that he's never seen the original comic. My mother simply showed him the shorthand symbol and he memorized it. As far as he is aware this is just a fucking hieroglyph that deals instant psychic damage to everyone under the age of 30

Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

one of my trans friends added me to a discord channel called "egg group chat" and I was starting to get very introspective before I realised they're organising a group buy of eggs from a local farm