(warning for mention of how stoats brutally eliminate prey)
okay sorry to rant on your post but ur right this really isnât funny
not only are stoats lose in New Zealand, this poster is talking about the Predator-free islands - small island off the coast of New Zealand that are nature reserves, many having populations of animals extinct on the mainland due to predators or extremely vulnerable to them - eg nesting grounds for endangered birds and such. Even ONE predator here could wreak havoc to a native species with such a small, at-risk population, AND GOD FORBID if a breeding pair somehow gets loose.Â
Those little fuckers may look cute and innocent but they are VICIOUS and go after wildlife not even to eat them, but for fun, theyâll leave killed animals (they seem to kill, at least the one that lived in my area, by tearing their preyâs throat out) on our lawn otherwise untouched. Just. Dead animals, not even killed for food cause they werenât eaten. WTF stoats?? Who hurt you??
Then thereâs -excuse my French - FUCKING possums. Those little shits decided that âwhen we eat leaves, lets do it to trees who canât support having so much damage done to them! Also, LETS JUST COMPLETELY CHANGE OUR DIET FROM VEGETARIAN TO OMNIVOROUS BC FUCK YOUUUU BIRDS WEâRE GOING TO EAT YOUR EGGSâ bitch, why
tangent aside, I know stoats, ferrets, rats, mice, rabbits and possums are cute, but man you have to get over it. They donât belong here and theyâre driving native species extinct. I know its a harsh take to have little to no sympathy for these invasive buggers, but thereâs an entire countryâs ecosystem at stake!! All the birds, bugs, plants and reptiles!! More and more of them are being driven extinct every year!! Keep your goddam cat inside if you live in New Zealand itâs killing the native birds too!!
On a related note, next time you travel to new Zealand, donât complain about the strict restrictions on what you can take in, AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONâT SMUGGLE STUFF YOUâRE NOT ALLOWED TO BRING IN. Bacteria, tiny bugs and other small organisms can still be invasive and cause just as much havoc, and those protections are there for a reason!! FOLLOW THEM!
tl;dr THIS IS REALLY REALLY BAD AND ALTHOUGH I APPRECIATE THE HUMOUR MY KIWI HEART IS HIGH-KEY PANICKING, Â SOMEONE CATCH THAT STOAT OH GOD