i want to get up and eat something but they're in my lap and looking like this so i'm just going to have to eat my yarn to survive
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i want to get up and eat something but they're in my lap and looking like this so i'm just going to have to eat my yarn to survive

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Go ahead, make your OC the sibling/child/friend/whatever of an important canon character. Ship your OC with a canon character. Its fandom, its posts on social media/fanfic/fan art. Go for it, have fun, make up your own headcanons.
We're all just here to have fun.
"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane
one has you making posts like "okay but if the author UNDERSTOOD the POLITICAL IMPLICATIONS of the story they were telling, and leaned into it, it would actually be a really interesting exploration of..."
the other has you pacing your bedroom at one in the morning going "why. why would you ever in a million years do it like that. genuinely what possible thought process was involved. was the writer possessed by a fucking ghost or something."
This one’s for the tumblrinas
this is one of my favorite reddit posts of all time
God forbid Chippy do anything
You absolutely must unmute this video.

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this is one of my favorite reddit posts of all time
God forbid Chippy do anything
You absolutely must unmute this video.
The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.
this will be the nuclear family in 2026
simon and garfunkel beef squashed, the blowjob brothers from oasis reunited i think, taylor invited karlie to her wedding. paul mccartney it’s time to learn necromancy.
the problem with movie remakes is that they always remake something that was already good, meaning at worst you ruin it and at best your remake is largely redundant. to make a truly good remake you need to start with source material that is absolute dogwater. ignore the pull of nostalgia. redeem the sins of moviemaking past.

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he’s disconnecting. oh god. oh no. alphinaud. come back,
at what point will i feel like a REAL tank?? i was mt for m9s today and we did great, it was fresh and we got to hell in a cell in about an hour and a half. but i'm still out here asking "do you think i'll be a real tank one day?"