Obsessed

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

My old person take today is that I feel like people have normalized being on your phone every single moment including when you're spending "quality" time with others so much that they're defensive if someone isn't ok with it. Yes, you have a problematic relationship with your phone and social media if you physically cannot put it down for a couple of hours to like, have dinner with your friends. It's a show of respect for other people's time and energy as well as important to be present and connect with people around you. Your parents who told you no phone at the table were right for that one.

I’ll admit I’ve sent a 👍 in my time

The secret to always having things go according to plan is to have multiple mutually exclusive plans which between them encompass the entire space of possible outcomes. That way, no matter what happens, it will be according to a plan.

i love to be the most laidback customer to ever grace an establishment. comrade i will wait one william years for your goods and services

this trend of shitting on peer-reviewed academic studies in favor of tweeting “we already knew this was happening” is so soul-crushing. not to be an elitist cunt, but we have got to open the schools again. people genuinely seem to have forgotten that their personal lived experience isn’t indicative of the larger population, AND IF IT IS…… then you need researchers to support these assertions from a relevant data pool instead of a blog post from 2013 💀

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you cant even begin poems with "i will sodomise and facef uck you" anymore. because of woke .

"partner in crime" and the crime? sodomy

Have you ever seen a cat white knuckling something before?