no pigeon at all

so are we not going to talk about girafarig’s other head just weirdly turning itself towards you and showing off its teeth, signaling it absolutely wants to kill you?

The inherent homoeroticism of killing your enemy and immediately regretting it

It’s about rage, it’s about obsession, it’s about making that two-person war your entire raison d’être. It’s about loving and mistaking it for hatred and loving and loving and loving to the point of destruction. His or yours, it doesn’t matter. And you think seeing him dead at your feet will make you feel better, but all you feel is a whole lot of nothing.

The movie establishes that the phone lines to the house are down, that’s also why nobody is able to call Kevin at home. The movie also establishes that all of his neighbors are out of town which is why he couldn’t borrow their phones. The movie ALSO BEGINS by introducing the main antagonist as a “police officer” which is why Kevin doesn’t trust the cops. I’m so tired of the ignorance. The slander.

FINALLY we’ve reached the time of year for home alone discourse

#he did what he needed to do to survive. then he did a bunch of other stuff he felt like doing (via @hotcrossedfangs) 

home alone is just die hard for kids

He also stole that toothbrush so was even more scared to call the police in case they arrest him for theft too

Kevin knew that ACAB ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Keep in mind that the robbers could have turned around and left at any time. Kevin set up the traps, but they didn’t have to walk into them. They could’ve left and robbed an easier house, but didn’t because they wanted to get the 8-year-old who was beating their asses. At some point, it stopped being about stealing the McCallisters’ stuff and started being about killing Kevin, at which point Kevin was justified in doing whatever the hell he wanted to them.

you can turn it off but only once

This is my fave Noel fielding story ever in the world

I don’t even know who this is but he’s fabulous

[ID: Series of gifs of Noel Fielding on a late night show recounting a story. Noel is a white man with dark hair cut in a straight shag with bangs. He is wearing black eyeliner and a big red fluffy coat over a blue stripe t-shirt. The story is as follows. “On tour, I disappeared for two days and when they found me I was working in a vintage clothes store. Basically, I got wasted in a group of people and this girl said, ‘I’ve got to open a shop at nine in the morning.’ We said ‘We’ll all come with you.’ and one by one, everyone sort of peeled off and it was just me and this girl. So we opened the shop and she passed out on the floor. I didn’t know what to do so I just started working in the shop. I had to move her behind the desk because it looked like I murdered her. I sold a bag and two ponchos. I did quite well. I wanted to stay there forever, but then our tour bus turned up. The tour manager went, ‘Where have you been?!?!” … Working in a shop, obviously.“ End ID]

he IMMEDIATELY went ride or die for that girl

if i was sisyphus id eat a bit of dirt off the slope every time on my way up until the slope is no longer steep enough for the boulder to roll down. it would be end of suffering in 47 days

if i was atlas id shake the sky up and down to make the laminated wobble sound worldwide every day and piss zeus off enough to kill me or himself

no idea how id cope being prometheus. he died so we can light joints i wish him the best

How does it feel to have conceptualized the perfect Spider-Man trailer op