mashed potatoes can be your friends!

Even Jesus let someone help him carry his cross, you know

I wish AI would stop making so many animal story posts. I LOVE animals and they are ruining the loving-animals ecosystem. And also the real ecosystem

The truffle hunting cat is AI, I’m so sorry guys

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves

Reblonk

Rebonk

(tone of complete and utter exhaustion) this is the day that the Lord hath made

-facedown on the floor- let us rejoice and be glad in it

"average human has a 99 percent chance of dying" factoid actually just statistical error. average human has a 100 percent chance of dying. Elijah Georg, who lived in Gilead and was taken up to heaven in fiery chariot, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

During the Get Back / Let It Be sessions, 1969

Hey everyone, looks like the “cat summoned for jury duty” was ai generated - even has the ai symbol at the top. Thanks for the heads up, @cannot-all-throw-inkpots . My apologies- I did not realize when I shared it.

Aww dangit. Guess that makes sense, but it was so believable because I can 100% see that kind of goofup happening

Some positive news: There really WAS a cat summoned for jury duty back in 2010. Turns out the error was quickly corrected and the cat did NOT actually have to travel to the courthouse. But at least we can enjoy the fact that a papereork glitch did once try to give a cat jury duty XD