low moon down the yellow road

!!!!!sparks joy!!!!!

BRINGS GREAT JOY

THE BABY IS THE SAME SIZE AS THE TODDLER WHAT THE HELL????

sir, that’s my emotional support imaginary world

fashion designers put a halo and wings on a model and call it an ‘angel’ look. where are the wheels within wheels? the multitudes of staring, glowing eyes? the trumpets of rapture? the bloodied swords? where is the fire, the incomprehensibility? the ear-shattering “do not be afraid” that makes the audience fear god and have prophetic visions? extremely unsexy of the fashion industry to not realise what the viewer really wants

Wholesome and badass

The father’s artistic talent is clearly on display here, but I’m actually really impressed with this kid’s wild imagination. Many of his drawings are both conceptually unique and coherent.

Gays doing math

everyone keeps talking about the twilight remake with john mulaney as bella swan but have you all failed to consider the twilight remake with john mulaney as charlie swan??? can you imagine???

It’s just two hours of J.J. Bittenbinder meets vampires.

i’m howl when he said “theres no point in living unless i’m beautiful” then called upon the dark spirits bc he didn’t like his hair color

Next crystal i buy will be a bloodstone

This is what a wizard mumbles to himself angrily after every time he has to deal with Comcast support

I’m pretty sure in the dystopian future the watchmojo lady speaks over the flying drones tasked with making sure everyone follows the curfew