Perfect Imperfections

why is the hill silent. it's supposed to be alive with the sound of music

this is meant to be read in the tone of an exasperated gay theater director

I read it as Captain Holt expressing shock at the 99 not having fun

for the ides of march, tumblr should give us a button to stab people. and a badge for stabbing a lot of people.

mods are asleep. Post kermie sippie milk.

that’s not milk!!!!!!!

kermie sippie powdered milk

oh thank god

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

Cutting something out of your life because you think you don’t need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like let’s say public health and the social safety net and vaccines

#you are not immune to the recency bias(via@arrows-for-pens)

Every person on earth needs to read this post. It will make people’s lives a lot better and lessen the crises everyone faces in day-to-day lives.

point of impact (romantic)

so baby hold me closer in the toast slot of your toaster

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts