Fie upon `t, foh!

i parry your yawn and you instantly fall asleep

he’s got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV

he looks like he lets out a pathetic sad little sigh sometimes for no reason

went grocery shopping and came home and made myself dinner dear god life is moving so fast i need to be back in the womb

A Christmas Carol never even says that Scrooge gives up anything at all, or even somehow stops being super-rich.  He just stops being a dick about it and starts using his wealth to help people.  Scrooge isn’t even written as an indictment of rich people, since plenty others appear in the story and are presented as perfectly nice people.  Scrooge is a miser.  He doesn’t even use his money to help himself, which is called out as the reason he dies within the year.  Learning to care for himself is just as much part of the Ghosts’ lessons as learning to care for other people.

how dare Charles Dickens, a man once sent to work in a factory at age 12 while his father was in debtors’ prison, inflict such Wokery upon us as “caring about the poor”

Guys, I don’t think this is a real article. The author’s name is “Dick Dog.”

getting real tired of using my own money to buy myself nice things

Discord is great because there will be a message in the general channel like “I’d commit war crimes for a good bowl of mac and cheese” then the same user will post to the vent channel “I don’t think I’m worthy of love” within the minute.