the winter's midnight

the enemy drank water today. did you?

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

the thing about getting out of the torment nexus is that you do start thinking "man if you ignore the torment i used to have a lot of fun in the torment nexus"

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

Oh! The intimacy of adopting each other’s vocabulary.

worrying is like worshipping the problem

and brother i’m on my knees

americans are sooo desensitized to guns and sometimes it manifests in ways that affect your media literacy. like remember in the first episode of sherlock when john watson opens up his drawer and you see a gun in there and youre supposed to understand that this is narratively significant and conveys his suicidality as well as his willingness to skirt rules and laws but the first time i watched it i was like oh well theres his desk gun. lots of people have those

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(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

To promote agriculture I have salted every field and burned every crop

It's clear a lot of you have very strong thoughts about this. And I want to work with you to make farming better. So as I continue salting fields and burning crops, please let me know your thoughts by planting a crop of your choice in this freshly salted field.

i'm gonna keep it real with u guys i don't think we're ever becoming the new pdf like this

it used to be 2007 you know

All the adults should put in the tags how old they were in 2007

Young people don’t know when I joined this website a decade and a half ago we used to have to walk to the post button and back and it was uphill both ways

Everyone in the notes being like oh yeah the reblog button used to be at the top of the post and you had to scroll back to the top I forgot about that I was just shit posting 😭 how could I forget after my first reblog of Colors of the sky

running up the hill to make a deal with god again. anyone need anything