verdant pegasus

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*

On account of the gender transition

On account of the gender transition

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

Coins AND a friend? He should be grateful

In retrospect, consider the number 1 thing every grade-schooler knows about plants is they take in light, the idea they might be able to see should not wreck my shit as hard as it does

hey. good luck with everything, okay? [cutting the rope connecting your boat to the dock] just good luck. [starts pushing your boat further towards the stream] just have a good luck out there

[not noticing I'm drifting out to sea] Meow meow meow meow! Meow meow meow~

good luck! good luck!

the most important thing is to be snuggly in bed

They were opened in AUGUST 2001. Oh my god. That's both hilarious and tragic.

this is a fucking futurama bit

if somone made pixel art of mulch id be very happy boy

throwback to the time i didn’t realize that mulch was the name of someone’s fursona

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

What did rhe wild hog say at crhismas dinner

".... Nooooooooooo 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢". and he was on. the. table

👋🫲👐 with letuce arond him 🫶🤜and his spirit 🤲🤞✍️🖐✋🫴rose🐖✌️🤞✌️🤞✌️🤞✌️🤞👐 to thw clouds 🤯