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The scary part about dreaming about God is that you don’t know if it’s God, or just a dream.

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You’re in his dms, I’m in his head controlling the narrative and his every move to my divine will while he can do nothing but watch and bare it as I push him to his limit because he doesn't know that I'm speedrunning get back into that unskippable cutscene boy we're not done yet
Childe: Your task is to piss off an entire room of people. How do you do it?Â
Il Dottore: Show up, usually.
Aether: This is it. This is my deathbed. My last day on Teyvat.Â
Lumine: I’ve seen you get into a fist fight with a god with a dislocated shoulder and a broken wrist but the flu is what’s going to do you in?Â
Aether: My tummy hurts.
Pierro: Some people ask me how I manage the Fatui Harbingers.
Pierro: Truth is, I don’t. I have no control over them.
Pierro: This morning, Pantalone asked to show me something, so I went to see what was going on. And then Tartaglia shot me in the throat with a Nerf gun while Arlecchino almost choked on her own laughter.

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Nahida: All of my people’s snacks are organic.
Mavuika: That’s cool. Most of my kids eat candy off the floor.
Cyno: If you and a same sex friend are eating out and request one check and the waiter sets it down in front of you, they’ve decided you’re the top.
Kaveh: [Remembers one time when he and Alhaitham went to lunch and the waitress put the check down in front of Alhaitham]
Kaveh: First of all-
Tighnari: Accept it, I was there.
Pierro: What were you thinking? Leaving the other Harbingers alone at an event like that?
Pulcinella: No excuses, I mistakenly treated them like responsible adults.
Pantalone: Where the fuck…
Il Dottore: What have you lost this time?
Pantalone: My glasses! I can’t find them anywhere!
Il Dottore: [Staring at Pantalone’s glasses, which are on his head]
Il Dottore: I’ll help you find them for ten mora.
Nefer: Why do I need to come out? If you still think I'm straight that's on you.

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Mualani: Is Mavuika hitting on Xilonen?
Kinich: Not successfully.
Kaveh: This is the exactly kind of laugh I needed on a Monday.
Alhaitham: It's Tuesday, Kaveh.
Tighnari: It's Thursday...?
Durin: Here's why being upstairs is better. When we're downstairs, we have to walk up the stairs to get upstairs. When we're upstairs, we're already here.
Scaramouche:
Scaramouche: Every day is like your first day ever.
Kaeya, grabs keys and leaves the headquarters, then returns after thirty seconds:
Kaeya: I got bored and quit, but then I changed my mind.
Mavuika: This date is boring
Xilonen: This is not a date, we're grocery shopping
Mavuika: Then why did you invite me?
Xilonen: I didn’t, I told you to NOT come with me, you said "Fuck you I do what I want" And followed me here

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When you're about to write a number in your fic as 4 but then you remember that one thing about the Prime Minister of Norway correcting Trump's letter like an English Teacher and how numbers under 10 should be written like as 'eight' instead of 8 and it's just a core memory when writing now
Mualani: At any given time, the urge to sing "the lion sleeps tonight" is a whim a way a whim a way, a whim a way, a whim away...
Kinich: sTOP