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under US law, it's illegal for anyone who's not a member of a recognised native tribe to own an eagle feather. the penalty is a $100,000 fine.
14 years ago when I had recently moved to Alaska, I went hiking with an Aleut friend, and she pointed to a feather lying on the ground and said "hey that's a bald eagle tail feather, you should grab it!" and I was like "uhh I'm very white and that's very illegal" and she went "they're fuckin everywhere up here man. I have 20." so she grabs it off the ground and hands it to me and says "there, now it's a ceremonial gift from an indigenous person."
and I'm like, okay, cool, I guess this is how we do things in Alaska. nice.
so I keep this bald eagle tail feather around for years. display it in my home among other cherished memorabilia from places I've lived and visited, etc.
on a whim, I have just now looked it up. there is no exemption to that law for a ceremonial gift from an indigenous person. the last 7 years I lived in the US, I was technically a bald eagle poacher.
probably a good thing I don't intend to move back there anytime soon. I wonder what the statute of limitations is on bird crimes.
@freedomisscaryshit I'm fucking dying I think you forgot the word "feathers" in your tags?? or do you just wish you could grab whole ass eagles that land in your yard??
As an Indigenous person, it continues to astound me that there are such strict laws (written by White people) in our name, laws against...picking up things just found on the ground. Like, stop pretending this is "for" us. We don't want this.
so, for clarity, that's not what this is. the law against possessing feathers is an anti-poaching measure, derived from a North American treaty protecting certain migratory bird species from hunting. that treaty has an exemption for indigenous people to allow tribes that use eagle feathers in ceremonial or religious practices to continue doing so.
i used to collect feathers (illegally) as a teenager and the thing is that it's incredibly important for feathers from wild birds to be illegal to possess because it ensures that they never become fashionable to wear. the reason we passed the migratory bird act was because the american and european fashion industry was driving species to extinction in a timespan of years. not just decades. the ecological devastation of exporting birds for hats was absolutely insane and people were watching wetlands and forests and meadows just empty out in realtime. look at the wikipedia article for the plume trade.
the law against 'picking feathers up off the ground' means that you can't go shoot an eagle then sell the feathers on etsy by saying you 'just found them'. you can't own them no matter where they came from, which makes sure that they're not going to come from any birds killed and then secretly disposed of.
these laws, as harsh and ridiculous as they seem, saved flamingos, spoonbills, egrets, and all kinds of hawks and eagles from extinction. the minute these laws weaken and people can make money off killing them again, they're fucked.
the most occidentalist cnovel I ever binged via MTL was about a chinese guy reincarnating into europe right before the black plague & teaching the savage europeans how to cook food and do agriculture and industry properly and inventing an innoculation for the plague and he wound up gay marrying the sexy young pope & collecting a really unreasonable number of magical animal companions along the way, including a tiger. the tiger's introduction led to my favorite author's note in the following chapter, which was basically "I've been informed Europe doesn't have tigers but I don't really give a fuck" ... that was kind of charming.
just in case nobody told you today:
you are beautiful
you are strong
your dick is huge
Read Fatale Game over K-manga to improve the sales numbers or buy the print manga if you can afford it or force other people to buy it for you
I am just annoyed that Yuri always gets the short end of the stick every time
#where can you read it?#my fave manga site went down
like it says in the image and in the body of the post, it's on k-manga right now. here's a direct link; free until the 2 most recent chapters. since this post is a call to action to support the series through official channels so it can maintain its serialization, reading on an aggregator pirate site is a bit of a moot point. at least if you like to read things that will someday be finished, that is.

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“If a society puts half its children into short skirts and warns them not to move in ways that reveal their panties, while putting the other half into jeans and overalls and encouraging them to climb trees, play ball, and participate in other vigorous outdoor games; if later, during adolescence, the children who have been wearing trousers are urged to “eat like growing boys,” while the children in skirts are warned to watch their weight and not get fat; if the half in jeans runs around in sneakers or boots, while the half in skirts totters about on spike heels, then these two groups of people will be biologically as well as socially different. Their muscles will be different, as will their reflexes, posture, arms, legs and feet, hand-eye coordination, and so on. Similarly, people who spend eight hours a day in an office working at a typewriter or a visual display terminal will be biologically different from those who work on construction jobs. There is no way to sort the biological and social components that produce these differences. We cannot sort nature from nurture when we confront group differences in societies in which people from different races, classes, and sexes do not have equal access to resources and power, and therefore live in different environments. Sex-typed generalizations, such as that men are heavier, taller, or stronger than women, obscure the diversity among women and among men and the extensive overlaps between them… Most women and men fall within the same range of heights, weights, and strengths, three variables that depend a great deal on how we have grown up and live. We all know that first-generation Americans, on average, are taller than their immigrant parents and that men who do physical labor, on average, are stronger than male college professors. But we forget to look for the obvious reasons for differences when confronted with assertions like ‘Men are stronger than women.’ We should be asking: ‘Which men?’ and ‘What do they do?’ There may be biologically based average differences between women and men, but these are interwoven with a host of social differences from which we cannot disentangle them.”
— Ruth Hubbard, “The Political Nature of ‘Human Nature’“
Longtime readers may be aware of how much I relish an excuse to bully a company, so I'm sharing the wealth;
Clothing company Patagonia is currently suing drag queen Pattie Gonia for "irreparable” harm to their brand.
To be clear; Pattie named herself after the region in South America.
So Pattie is asking people to politely ask Patagonia to drop the lawsuit.
I'm extending the invitation to all of you, because suing a drag queen for 'infringement' in the current political cultural landscape is vile. Especially a drag queen who has raised millions of dollars for non-profits, uses her platform to raise awareness for climate activism, and fully aligns with Patagonia's apparent climate-conscious mission statement.
They're claiming they're suing for $1. They're actually asking her to stop using her name, and pay over $1 million in legal fees. They're straight up harassing her.
In contrast, drag queen Jan Sport has a Jansport bag line. It's that easy to just... work with a queen.
Anyway. Be respectful(ish), but feel free to be annoying on Patagnoia's socials, asking them to 'DROP THE LAWSUIT'
I think they have a twitter and tiktok too!
I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.
He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense
Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.
My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.
Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.
He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM
tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website
Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.
Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

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you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life
does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it
I'm glad everyone is alive rn
ok so, I approached my local library with a proposal to donate a mural as a way to A: build portfolio/gain practical experience and B: give back to a beloved public institution. The director was very enthusiastic about it and i've been working on it since the beginning of March. Come with me as I endeavor to paint what is in all honesty an excessive amount of birds
I wanted the birds to look like they were actually in the space so first thing after doing the draft was to do a lighting study
after that I covered the walls in letters in lieu of a projector/vr headset bc i have neither of those :) Then i take a picture of the section of wall and superimpose the lineart over top of it so I can pencil in the lines
et voila
and that was a whole week on it's own so next comes the paintin' >:)
and now, the birds
Birds 1 and 2/14: Red Winged Blackbird, Male and female, Agelaius phoeniceus
Bird 3/14, American Robin, Turdus migratorius
hoo boy, ok *out of breath*
GIVE IT UP FOR BIRD NUMBUH 5, THE CANADIAN GOOSE, Branta canadensis!!!!
this guy took me about 4 days to completely finish, all of those freakingk coverts were a bear to render
speaking of obnoxious coverts:
bird 5/14, Bluejay, Cyanocitta cristata
the friggin stripes almost got me chat, i may not make it
Madam....
birds 6 and 7: American Goldfinch, Spinus tristis, male and female
pleasantly simple to paint! next is the flickerrrrr
*melts into goo*
BIRD NUMBER 8, (yellow shafted) NORTHERN FLICKERRRRR, Colaptes auratus
genuinely made me start questioning my sanity around day 3, it's half the size the of the goose, WHY did it take me 4 days to finish??
nothing but pain and suffering, i'm sure hope the next bird will be much easier and with FAR less barring :)
in other news, I am losing my mind hairline
SHE'S DONE!!
Bird number 9: Red-tailed hawk, Buteo jamaicensis
my chains are broken i am FREE. although i did have a great deal of fun with this, the barring on the wings itself took me like four days and i am READY to move on
this was a week and a half of continuous work so please excuse me for getting a little emotional in the bg 🙏
*does a little jig*
BIRD NUMBER 10!!! The Male Mallard Duck, Anas platyrhynchos
the male and female ones are gonna be posted separately bc they're taking a lot longer lol but yea! super happy i was able to capture the iridescent green of the head, i found metallic green and blue paint at a craft store that really made his head POP. it looks better in person i promise
ALSO!! As this is the 10th one, BIG announcement. The end is in sight!!!!! I plan to finish within the next 3 weeks and there will be a small dedication ceremony/ unveiling happening at the library to commemorate its completion on the 16th of May. If you live in the Western New York region and want to check it out for yourself shoot me a dm!
Also thank you everyone for your kind words and support throughout this whole process, it's been a genuine treat thinking there are potentially thousands of you out there cheering me on while I paint this 🥹
aaaand another one bites the duck,
we're movin right along with bird numero 11!! The lady Mallard!! Anas platyrhyncos
the 16th is looming in the distance so i'm trying to get thru these as quickly as i can so i can have as much time for the GBH as possible. i still need to do the names next to all of them so i've got about a week and a half to finish everything which is GREAT because i have adhd and nothing gets my ass in gear like a fuckin deadline, let me tell you
power couple that they are, here's bird number 12 and 13,
the Northern Cardinals, Cardinalis cardinalis
and NOW that they are complete, ITS GO TIME, in the next five days (library's closed for mother's day 😭😭) i need to have the GBH fully rendered, the names of the birds vectored, weeded, masked, applied to the wall, and then painted, plus additional cattails throughout. I may be able to get away with just getting the GBH done in time for the unveiling and then just have the names and cattails added later, but i'm gonna really try to get it all done in time. BUT, i have a plan. Part of why i take so long on these is because i really am just figuring it out as I do it lmao. there have been many a time where i am sitting on top of the ladder googling "how to paint birds" but I think if i take the time tomorro to do all that figuring out how to approach it beforehand, this will go a lot faster. I may also recruit some of my artist friends to help with the placing of the names... hrmm we'll see.
Anyways, shout out to the librarian who tracked down exactly the thing i needed so i could figure out where to place the highlights in my birds eyes, ur the real mvp
thanks for the reminder, kid
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If you like ube, please keep this in mind
Ube (pronounced as ooh-beh), a purple yam native to the Philippines, has been the new “matcha craze” or so they call it online. It’s gotten popular for its bright purple color and natural sweet taste that leads to nice “aesthetic” desserts like these:
Foreign influencers are latching onto it, and so are many foreign companies, leading to a rising global demand for the root crop.
But the thing is, ube takes months to grow, and depending on the weather, it can sometimes take over a year. (The Philippines experiences over 20 typhoons in a year, so you can just imagine how difficult it is.) The amount produced has also always been just enough for Filipinos and maybe for export to some of our Southeast Asian neighbors. Government support for the cultivation and research of the crop has been rather low. So, although the global attention on ube brings pride, the increase in demand has also been a big problem over here because it drives up the prices of ube even for the locals. In other words, “gentrification” is happening:
a process in which a poor area (as of a city) experiences an influx of middle-class or wealthy people who renovate and rebuild homes and businesses and which often results in an increase in property values and the displacement of earlier, usually poorer residents (Merriam-Webster)
This YouTube video explains it better.
Now, I’m not telling you to feel guilty about it and stop eating ube. Unlike some reactionary people on Twitter, I don’t think food should be gatekept at all. Food exists to be enjoyed and shared, so I’m totally fine with people from other countries consuming ube.
But there is one thing you can do to help us and that is to be respectful and to check your privilege—especially if you’re white.
The Philippines is a country that’s been colonized 3 times (Spain, USA, Japan) and is currently facing threats of further colonization (USA again, China, and now even fucking Israel). Filipino identity, so “polluted” by foreign influences, continues to be a point of contention over here. It’s worse when we’re also considered the “black sheep” of Southeast Asia because of how different our culture are from theirs (more Catholic, American, and Latino than typical SEAsian).
And so, Filipinos argue among themselves everyday on what it truly means to be Filipino. When we see other cultures trying to use ube without acknowledging its origins, the instinct is to get defensive. It can’t be helped. We just cling onto the things that have always been native to us because only with them can we be sure about our identity—our language, or pre-colonial past, and even our food. Ube is one of those things upon which Filipino identity has been ascribed on. Call it silly or stupid, but that’s the cruel reality of colonization. Many things we’re taken from us, so now we hold tightly onto the things that we still have.
So, seeing comments like this fill me with so much rage:
the fucking audacity 💀
There’s an ube war currently happening on Twitter, and it all started from this post:
OP has been under fire because the way it’s worded sounded like he invented ube ice cream, which outraged Filipinos because it’s a method that’s existed for years in their country:
*dirty ice cream refers to sorbetes, a traditional Filipino ice cream. The term started out as a pejorative in contrast to branded ice cream, but has now been reclaimed and adopted widely by the locals. It’s not actually dirty.
I admit, though, that some of my fellow Filipinos’ reactions were too much, blowing the whole thing out of proportion. But you have to understand that Filipinos are coming from a place of colonial trauma. Besides, Italians get to rant all the time about how other countries don’t do their food right and nobody calls them silly/unreasonable over it. So, how come when Filipinos call out others for doing the same with our food, we get called stupid and inferior?
Moreover, when you saw how OP first reacted to all the criticism, you’d understand that the Filipino rage was only right:
Instead of trying to understand where all the criticism is coming from and apologizing for his mistake, his instinct was to give a snarky reply.
Later, he started backtracking and gaslighting us:
The apology sounds more like an afterthought instead of coming from a place of genuine remorse. Comments under this put it to light better:
This post sums up the gaslighting well:
Worse of all, because of this whole discourse that seems “ridiculous” to others who don’t understand post-colonial trauma, non-Filipinos think it’s now only right to be aggressive and racist towards Filipinos:
White people, please explain to me why you think there’s ever a “justified” reason to be racist to anyone??? Are you out of your fucking minds???
that Julian guy may or may not have made that post from a place of malice, but it doesn’t matter anymore because his subsequent reactions have made it clear that he doesn’t actually care about the Filipinos or Asians in general whom he claim to champion in his original tweet. He was just being performative.
If the guy had just apologized right away or clarified what he actually meant instead of acting all snarky about it first, then Filipinos would’ve forgiven him and moved on. But nope, he felt the need to frame himself as a victim first and put the other group in a bad light, inadvertently gathering allies from his fellow Americans and making them feel the need to attack Filipinos in his “defense.” It’s fucking insidious.
So, my point is, I don’t care if you’re a non-Filipino who likes ube. What I do care about is that you be respectful about it and acknowledge where it’s from. If you’re trying to experiment with recipes, go ahead! But keep in mind that whatever you’re trying to make has probably already been made before in the Philippines. Ube desserts have existed here for years and they’re nothing novel—ube ice cream, ube cheesecake, ube flan, ube cookies, etc. etc. Learn from the locals first because surely they know it best. You don’t have to act like you’re some innovative genius by doing everything from scratch just to invent something “new.” Once you’ve seen our methods and feel like they don’t work with the ingredients you have in your country or with your culture’s ways of preparing food, then you may go ahead and adjust it, creating your own recipe. THAT is how you properly adopt other people’s culture.

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my problem is if i enjoy something enough i will be nitpicking. i Will have things to say about where and how it failed. out of nothing but love straight from my heart. unfortunately this often makes me indistinguishable from a hater who has never experienced joy or kindness. such is the amateur critic's burden.
all of my favourite things are like beautiful racehorses that trip over their own feet a hundred times. but they get back up again. and goddamn, you should see them run.
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