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Hello world! Our name is the Mintaka System. We go by he/they pronouns!
Background and icon are by @tambourinebells

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[ID: A watercolour painting of Il Dottore with his web design, wearing a trenchcoat. He stands in the surf with a hand over one eye, staring long into the distance, toward the viewer. End ID.]
Sometimes when I go hundreds pages deep into peopleâs Tumblr archives, I find really funny posts and I weigh the pros and cons of liking/reblogging them.
Pros: Iâll have access to them later because theyâre fucking hilarious
Cons: They might think Iâm creepy. Despite the fact that itâs public and on the Internet, it is not socially acceptable to let anyone know the extent that you creeped their archives.
I hereby extend blanket permission for anyone to creep on my archive, and to like and reblog posts from it if they want to. Itâs really quite flattering.
âit is not socially acceptableâ
Wrong. It is not only acceptable but expected here. Adhere to whatever âetiquetteâ you will on other sites. Share and be shared here.
Yeah, this isnât a Tumblr thing. Everyone here loves it when they wake up to 97 notifications and theyâre all likes and reblogs from the same person of shit you posted five years ago.
I love it when someone is obviously going through a specific tag of mine.
User that exhibits the actively curious, reblog-spamming, tag-digging behavior is an endangered species that must be preserved at all costs. No seriously I view this kinda stuff as a big, massive, yuuuuuge compliment. Please donât let this culture die.
Yes, please, come on in here and dig in the depths!
i tried to make a venn diagram but my migraine is ironically too bad for me to have the brain power to take the time to fix the proportions and then i locked one of the text layers and got pissed off and gave up. but i kind of like it all fucked up like this
happy birthday to our beloved cavalry captain đâď¸đŚđŤ

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"Even so, don't I deserve an interesting ending?" "Hehe, I'm counting on it..."
Happy Pride Month hereâs some Chaeya sketches âď¸đł
but nobody came
The amount of homophobia this year has really made me sad
"why is the character like that" >look inside character >it's the author's subconscious attempt to love themself
this is meant positively by the way. sometimes you love the character so much you end up putting a piece of yourself in it to learn how it is to love yourself without realising and thats ok.

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method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows
and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows
i can't cope
I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area theyâve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record Iâm fine with
But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy
Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy
donghua gets points from me because this is such an unbelievably cunt way to introduce your protagonist
reading a negative review of something you love written by a person who very clearly didnât understand it at all
reading a positive review of something you love written by a person who very clearly didnât understand it at all
Reading a negative review of something you hate by someone who very clearly didn't understand it at all and hates it for the wrong reasons

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So I follow N. D. Stevenson (comics writer and animator, most famous for Nimona and She-Ra and the Princesses of Power) and his husband Lee Ostertag (also a comics writer and animator) on Instagram. When I started following them, they were both publicly presenting as women, and then a few years ago N. D. came out as transmasc nonbinary, and then earlier this year Lee also came out as transmasc. Anyway this is all setup to say that Lee had the chance to make the funniest post of all time and he took it:
Absolutely iconic.
I want to throw in that part of the context behind this meme was N.D. talking about how he sometimes gets hatemail for marrying a man as a former lesbian, and how many people seem to think he divorced his wife.
I have not managed to find anyone who thinks that in the wild, but it is so damn funny.
[ID: a Bluesky thread between ND Stevenson and Lee Ostertag. Stevenson's original post reads, "Latest strain of out-of-touch Instagram comment has been ugh of COURSE you'd end up with a man and like, TAKE IT UP WITH HIM HE'S THE ONE WHO DECIDED TO TURN INTO ONE". Ostertag's reply reads, "Omg are they saying I pass đ ". Stevenson's response reads, "LEE HELP YOURE DOING TOO GOOD A JOB THEY THINK I DUMPED MY WIFE FOR YOU". /end ID]