something fleeting

#tfw you meet a guy who wont stop talking like a pbs kids presenter and it turns out hes in charge of the nukes round here (@startingatmidnight)

NDA stands for Non't Dalk Aboutit

this is by far my most popular original post on this stupid website in the 15 years i've been here

I can no longer feel the infinite sadness

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

Salmon male grindset

theres an assumption that if an alien has an alien gender system they wouldnt understand homophobia but maybe they just have their own more complex version of homophobia. alien society with eight genders and a horribly complex web of what is considered socially acceptable that makes the gender binary look like easy mode. i'm inventing homophobia 2 and it's terrible.

[Image Description: artwork depicting characters from “Hollow Knight”. The Pale King, unrobed, stretches like a cat; with the young Pure Vessel following his example. End image description.]