By Michael from Arc System Works and Spamton from @musicwithspamton
Itβs my digital circus life
Sheβs my digital circus wife
That pomni jester with the novelty sweatshirt
She's having a semester with W.D Gearster
I just wanna hang out with my digital circus partner
I load up my ps3, Iβve got somewhere to be
Eternal misery, ex-wife is now a divorcee
But what is this I see? A jester on my SCREEN (yell to hide lack of rhyme)
But what is this new scheme, she hit me with her yuri beam
Oooh and then I become a girl
Ooooh Because pomni amazing digital circus is a lesbian in this world
Itβs my digital circus life
Sheβs my digital circus wife
That pomni jester with the novelty sweatshirt
She's having a semester with W.D Gearster
I just wanna hang out with my digital circus girl
I meet with Caine and he is strange
I meet with Zooble and they are unusual
I meet with Gangrene and she is Samwise
I meet with Ragatha and Iβm not mad at her
I meet with Jax and he is Back
I meet with gummigoo and he is not mad at you
I meet with Michael and heβs in a cycle
I meet with Spamton and heβs not from Hampton
I have to save them from the digital circus
[Verse 3: Eminem's sex verse]
Caine's deranged itβs strange this re-arranged range, this maze I play in has strained my brain with no refrain.
Got trouble with bubble Iβm bubbling double trouble toil and troubling boobies on a flat backed baddie, Iβm mad he said Maddie was a flatty hochi mammy broaching that she cannae barely stand the way that he walks the way that he talks the way that heβs dressed best breasts for guest sex with jax his back is blown out, he's slack on the ground, Iβm searching around for coins in his loins - I go to where no gnomes know no-βmmmβs, the gnome zone's sewn tome tones gloam groans from Jax while I have amazing digital sex with him.
Oooh and then I become her girl
Ooooh Because pomni amazing digital circus is a lesbian in this world
(Sung) Miss Michael! You must trichael your best, to defeat all the rest, and save us all from this digital circust
βDonβt worry 35 year old Jester. Iβll rescue all of youβ
βYouβre so handsome and dreamyβ
βThank you bisexual representation Eminem, but Iβm taken, by Pomniβ
Itβs my digital circus world
Sheβs my digital circus girl
That pomni clown with the novelty gown
She's at her graduation with W.D Gaster
I just wanna hang out with my digital circus wife
And also we saved Kinger but I couldnβt think of a rhyme for him