K.T.'s Room

Deadpool: MESSATSU!!! ...or is it ME SUIT? Pesky old school internet memes!

Dan: I feel...

Johnny Cage: ...called out AND conflicted?

I know some people may think this is a reference to Street Fighter EX or Soul Calibur. But how about THIS:

Heihachi: ...hey.

Justin Wong (Offscreen): WHYYYYY??!

Deadpool: No, I will NOT be punching trees to gain power.

Deadpool: Ahem...Deadpool Force Rules, Deadpool Force Rules, DEADPOOL FORCE RULES, DEADPOOL FORCE RULES!!

Illyana: Pardon the interruption but I do believe you left out one very important reference...and my personal favorite.

Deadpool: Oh no...

Illyana: Taco Sauce For Wade?

Deadpool: Well played, Magik.

Deadpool: Just be glad I didn't do what Sentry did to you a few years back! We can't exceed the Teen rating!

Let us continue with the pics.

Anyone noticed yet Wade is a little more respectful to the female cast members?

He also probably heard about what the Peni Parker from ATSV went through.

Deadpool: DANCE OFF, MARIO, ME AND YOU!!

Quill: You know what--BRING IT!!

MAKE THIS CANON, FEIGE!!

I have seen your pre fight banter with him, you dropped more than enough!

Loki: ...I hope Hulk does you like he did my brother.

Yes this is a motherfucking Guilty Gear reference.

Blanka: I feel called out...

Deadpool: Ok, for those of you who never watched Cartoon Network in the 90s or got a legal subscription to Disney Plus, this may be a very deep cut. Let me go to the ol' Marvel Vault and take you back to the glorious heyday of 60s animation by Hanna Barbera. Behold, true believers!

Deadpool: See, you don't get that kind of groovy jazz intro with superheroes anymore, and that's a real shame!

I see that a a positive

Spider Man: Just for that...I'm buying you the pepperoni and bacon special from Bleeckers.

Deadpool: Thanks, save a few for Peni, she needs it.

Before I show you, allow me to give you some audio to accompany this post:

And with that:

...this is also a movie reference.

I think Bakugo would object...you know, if the Hero Association was in America.

Don't tempt them, Wade.

Hulk: Deadpool out of line, but Deadpool right!

The next day, every single Magik player in Marvel Rivals targeted Deadpool ion sight.

Wade, you are not Kristen Dunst, this won't work.

Oh...you may be curious as to why Deadpool is calling himself the emissary from Hell.

Ok, moving on...

Yeah, not even Wade is clear on her current status.

Observe.

Just to be clear, Comic Book Accurate Logan is 5'6" of Adamantium Rage.

Oh, and Perfect Cell called, he wants to know who in ArkSys let Wade get away with that.

I'm guessing he would still find a way.

Deadpool: So, quick reminder, if you plan on downloading this game you need at least about 27 GBS and, I hate to say, upgrade to Windows 11.

The teammates in question:

Needless to say, vampires became an endangered species in NYC very quickly. We reached the final battles very quickly.

Oh and you are probably wondering about those keys seen in the upper corner. If you play on Extreme mode and complete certain objectives, you unlock the actual final boss of this mode.

Yeah, not surprised. At the very least, I can enjoy shooting the hell out of this smug prick after all the shit he pulled AND for trying to get you arrested for doing the job he asked you to.

Mainframe: So, what's the plan?

Zarana: We elope to California, I get a job as a stunt woman, you run a computer shop, we do a little bounty hunting on the side and when we get enough cash, we get ourselves a house.

Mainframe: Simple. I like it

Zarana: But let's avoid any areas with an HOA. Those buggers are RUTHLESS.

Deadpool: Wouldn't it make more sense to use Moon Knight?

Full picture:

"Dear Doctor Corina Ellis: I wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your imminent demise. If you're curious about the frequency of which I've sent these letters, it is merely to instill as much fear as I can. As if basting a turkey. Which I will then proceed to have sex with. THAT'S RIGHT. I'M GOING TO FUCK THE FEAR TURKEY. Follow me on Twitter @therainbowfuckr. Sincerely, Jubilee."

Deadpool: So, uh, we're giving her all the good TFS quotes for the "incorrect quotes" meme?

Me: Yup.

Deadpool: Cool, but let's not give her a 70 inch plasma screen TV. It's not in the budget and we can't afford the extra insurance.