I swear I'm not gloating.
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Not today Justin
todays bird
The Bowery Presents

Origami Around
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#extradirty

Game Changer & Make Some Noise
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noise dept.
Xuebing Du
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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I swear I'm not gloating.

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when she says she doesnβt send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
#what the fuck happened here
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia canΒ΄t
Thanks ObamaΒ
When Russia makes this post illegal
I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS
I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash
I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now
String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg
Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth
(image source)
When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes
Domestic silk moth is just being friendly
Now the moth is banned in Russia
β¦well what the fuck is this
Art.
Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time
This is why I love tumblr
Gotta Catch 'Em All
All that is missing is Zangoose as Wolverine. Don't ask which Pokemon would be Deadpool. No one wants to try to solve that one.
A while ago, I tried Blood Hunt Mode for the second time, but this time with a higher level and better gear. And, fortunately enough, the teammates I had with me were, to put it mildly, very powerful.
The teammates in question:
Needless to say, vampires became an endangered species in NYC very quickly. We reached the final battles very quickly.
Oh and you are probably wondering about those keys seen in the upper corner. If you play on Extreme mode and complete certain objectives, you unlock the actual final boss of this mode.
Yeah, not surprised. At the very least, I can enjoy shooting the hell out of this smug prick after all the shit he pulled AND for trying to get you arrested for doing the job he asked you to.
I think he would look better in pinstripes.
β..mainframe my loveβ¦ those Cobra buggars have shot me!β
Zarana: Just want you to know, luv...if we make it through this, we're gettin' hitched....
Mainframe:
20 Years Later...
Zarana: ...so the next day we got ourselves hitched in the hospital room and then eloped to California.
Zoe: Mum, tell me you're joking. Jaye, she's pulling my leg, right?
Lady Jaye: No, she's not joking. He really wiped out an entire squad by himself to save your mom.
Baroness: I can also confirm this as well. Love is a very powerful motivational tool.
Mainframe:You're making way too big of a deal about this.
Zartan: Mate, you killed at least 20 of them with a Bowie knife. We literally sent you 5 boxes of the best Tim Hortons donuts we could find based on that alone!

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Mainframe: So, what's the plan?
Zarana: We elope to California, I get a job as a stunt woman, you run a computer shop, we do a little bounty hunting on the side and when we get enough cash, we get ourselves a house.
Mainframe: Simple. I like it
Zarana: But let's avoid any areas with an HOA. Those buggers are RUTHLESS.
(Photo by Yojoecollectables on Facebook)
See you in December
Me, When Trying To Survive Marvel Rivals And Blood Hunt Mode on Extreme Difficulty:
Deadpool: Wouldn't it make more sense to use Moon Knight?
Me: This is actually funnier.
Full picture:
"Dear Doctor Corina Ellis: I wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your imminent demise. If you're curious about the frequency of which I've sent these letters, it is merely to instill as much fear as I can. As if basting a turkey. Which I will then proceed to have sex with. THAT'S RIGHT. I'M GOING TO FUCK THE FEAR TURKEY. Follow me on Twitter @therainbowfuckr. Sincerely, Jubilee."
Deadpool: So, uh, we're giving her all the good TFS quotes for the "incorrect quotes" meme?
Me: Yup.
Deadpool: Cool, but let's not give her a 70 inch plasma screen TV. It's not in the budget and we can't afford the extra insurance.
@hesjayrich @airebeam
Feels like I'm wearin' nothin' at all. Nothin' at all. Nothin' at all... (a commission)

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The implication that Emma has been letting Shogo stay with her at the White Palace while Jubilee was missing in the Timestream just- AUGH I LOVE THEM
If only she had access to someone who can teach her how to handle a dragon child---
Deadpool: Now this is usually the part where we would joke about X-23 volunteering to dress up as a maid, but we will forgo that.
Just getting the hang of it.
I talked to Mitch McConnell. Old man said I wasn't turtlely enough for the Turtle Club.
@roninkairi @airebeam @quercuas @hesjayrich @marvalouslynerdish @lurker-lenore @davidakadwolf @oz-me @silent-calling @ironbloodaika @kaedekisaragi @prfctcellrulz
I talked to Mitch McConnell. 10 seconds later, Dipper and Mabel fired the proton streams and Harley successfully trapped him.
I spoke to Mitch McConnell for twenty minutes and was the most vocal person in the conversation.
THIS JUST IN
Oh my. π
Ahem...
24 Hours Later
Laura: Still practicing?
Me: Yeah, it's been quite a while so I need to brush up on the basics before I get out there. I hear a lot has changed in the past few months
Laura: Yes, but once you understand it and get some combat in, you'll be fine.
Gabby: But her moveset is BROKEN!! She can do damage AND heal at the same time while disabling?'
Me: Hey, it could be worse, they could havr gone with that X-Men 92 version of her.
Laura: Jean said 'HELL NO' when Galacta brought it up.
Me: Oh yeah, wonder how Jubilee is doing out there?
Gabby: Funny that you should ask that.
MEANWHILE, ON THE BATTLEFIELD...
(Ultron, Venom and Loki are fighting when suddenly, Jubilee casually walks by them)
Jubilee: Hey guys, how's the health plan?
Venom: GRAHHH!!! (moves to attack)
Jubilee: APPARENTLY IT'S GREAT!!!! (She detonates a few blasts at them as nearby, Deadpool looks on with Squirrel Girl and Hulk)
S. Girl: So, whose idea was this and who was watching Hellsing Abridged with her when you came up with this plan for a distraction?
Deadpool: Guilty on only one part of this. She was watching that way before I suggested it.
Hulk: It worked, so Hulk say we roll with it!!
Shortaki Week
Day 8
"You left the deepest wound in my chest,
The guilt of letting you go
burns in the sanctuary of my soul,
You're the angel who watches over me,
you see all my sins and virtues,
My skin feels crafted from the most delicate glass
when you look into my eyes,
Your voice is the most beautiful symphony,
all the memories of you invade me,
It makes me feel alive even while
I'm still mourning for your love
My heart drifts to your lullaby
sure that you'll never leave me again
You're the gardener of my heart,
you're the one that healed the thorns upon my skin"
A few years went by, and the love between Arnold and Helga was so strong that they decided to intertwine their lives forever and build a new chapter together π©·
[Thank you all so much for all the support π«ΆπΌ]

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I talked to Mitch McConnell. Old man said I wasn't turtlely enough for the Turtle Club.
@roninkairi @airebeam @quercuas @hesjayrich @marvalouslynerdish @lurker-lenore @davidakadwolf @oz-me @silent-calling @ironbloodaika @kaedekisaragi @prfctcellrulz
I talked to Mitch McConnell. 10 seconds later, Dipper and Mabel fired the proton streams and Harley successfully trapped him.
Jubilee: (pops in out of nowhere) HEYKIDSWANNASEEADEADBODY?!
Deadpool, Spider-Man, Star-Lord: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Emma Frost: STOP SCREAMING!
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