who are you to tell me im not warm enough

sometimes watering plants all day every day is very repetitive but also if it wasn't so repetitive i couldnt do things like write a song about deadly nightshade to the tune of away in a manger

help I have had this song stuck in my head for two days

Why didn’t you credit the artists? @aurosoul

……… I am the artist

Fuck the chimp that threw the raccoon

Receipts?

They Just frisbeed that fucker

*walks into bar* *sits in a booth with ppl in it* dont yall love being cis? i love to be cis, its good. (whispering to small lizard under the table: what do cis people drink? milk? you said milk?) yall got milk at this bar?

Baron Vaughn (x)

I’ve never seen such an appropriate font change in a gif set.

#i don’t wan to be Too Deep with this#but i always liked this little moment#because Warner is trying to imply that marilyn is a lesser woman than jackie#as if all women are one of two things. and one of those things is ‘better’#but elle seems confused because she just sees them as two women#or at least doesn’t see why marilyn would be ‘worth’ less than jackie#or something like that#and therefore their main difference comes down to something simple#something dumb#and her mind concludes it must be#their hair color#and that might not be what the scene was trying to do at all#but that’s how i see it so#….#legally blonde#elle woods said marilyn deserves just as much respect as jackie (via @kaiayame​)

The director’s cut? Good for him! 😌

*literally being stung wildly by a swarm of hundreds of bees*haha yeah your all so fucking easy easy to troll oh my god. maybe if you werent so stupid and gay you wouldntbe so pissed about me going near the bee hive. fucking gay bees

*plays assassins creed to study for my ap history exam*

This is actually really funny. In high school my humanities teacher told us a story about one of the Europe trips he had gone on with the school a few summers past. So him and the group of kids were in the middle of Rome and the tour guide had gotten lost. They could figure out how to get to some church they were going to see. All of a sudden one of the students like call attention to himself. He says he knows where to go and just start walking around the streets, taking back roads and side streets and within 20 mins they’re at the church they needed to get to. My teacher asks the kid if he has every been to Italy before. He says no, he just knew where to go because he played Assassins Creed Brotherhood.

OH MY GOD

Being an orange female kitty is already rare, but you had to go adopt the one in a million who can’t cat properly