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Dragon Age: The Veilguard
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Not gonna lie, if I was Orpheus, I just wouldn't have turned arou–
Did you hear that?
Eurydice?
Eurydice, are you still there?
Sorry, I trust you're there. That noise just startled me for a second there.
...
You are there, right? Sorry. Of course you are.
This is a long tunnel. My feet hurt... Do you think we can stop for a while? I won't turn around.
I promise.
...
I'll take that as a yes.
Do you know how much longer it'll take?
I... I don't know why I keep asking you questions. I know I won't get an answer. But you can give me all your answers as soon as we're home.
I'm so tired. Let's rest. Just for an hour or so.
I love you.
I won't turn around.
...
Do you trust that I won't?
Sorry, I just realized how often I keep saying that I won't. Do I really think you don't trust me? Do I not trust myself?
How long have we been walking? It feels like days.
I just... I hope it's over soon. I keep feeling like I see the light at the end of the tunnel but it's just my imagination.
But I won't turn around... I prom-
What's that noise?
Is that you?
Are you even there?
Sorry. Again. And sorry I keep saying sorry. Am I going insane? I know you're there. Right behind me. Just one step behind.
Has it been weeks?
I think my hair's longer than it should be.
Months?
Will we ever make it out?
I trust you're there. I trust you're right behind me. I can't hear you. I can't look at you...
I won't turn around. I promise.
...
I love you.
Eurydice?
I...
I won't turn around.
I won't.
I.
...
I don't think there's an end to this.
Should we keep walking?
Should I just...
I'm sorry, I can't believe I'm even suggesting that.
I won't turn around.
Because I love you. And I trust you're there...
I love you.
I can't see you. Or feel you. Or hear you.
How can I love you...
You're hardly there. I know it doesn't feel that way to you.
But I just... I won't turn around.
... I promise?
Has it been years?
When will this be over.
Do I even love you if I can't even bring myself to look at you?
Let me see you! I can't do this. Let me hear your voice, Eurydice!
Eurydice?
I can't... I won't...
Turn around...
Turn around?
How could I be so stupid?
But this won't be over until I do.
I truly believe that.
I love you.
Even if I never see you again...
Please understand, Eurydice. I'm breaking this promise out of love.
Please understand.
I'm sorry.
I'm turning around.
You're beautiful.
Getting great responses on this one y'all
Roman: I'm immune to mean and hurtful words because Patton says nice things to me every day and his love protects me.
Remus: I'm immune to mean and hurtful words because Janus says mean things to me every day, so I'm prepared.
High School/College AU where the light sides and dark sides are two groups of friends that hate each other and try to avoid each other as much as possible but that becomes much harder to do when Logan, Roman, Patton and Virgil are put on a huge group project together that they make a group chat for
Virgil barely talks at first but accidentally sends a weird text or meme to the chat when he meant to send it to the dark sides and he's like "SHIT, WRONG FUCKING GC"
They’re streaming Coachella on WeChat in China and I’m losing my mind at this poor censor who was trying to move this black box around to censor the dancers’ asses while Megan Thee Stallion was performing “WAP.” Someone please find the clip and post it on here, I can’t explain how funny it was to watch this black box frantically bounce around from ass to ass while being controlled by a man desperately trying not to lose his job
he's trying his best

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I feel like I’m going crazy but did you previously have a fic up where it was basically Tim pussy trapping dick and Jason to coming back into the family. I remember the timdick scene being Tim using a winter storm as an excuse to slip into dicks bed and tempt him into fucking and that dick would have to come deep to make sure nothing leaked out for Alfred to find but I can’t for the life of me find it on ao3. Please help a brain rotted babe out
answered out of order:
hi! yes! i think you might be thinking of 2 different fics? it could be either the last chapter/epilogue of this fic or this one
both have tim sort of seducing tim and them sharing a bed together but one happens during a blizzard storm and the other also has jason and is about seducing them to get forgiveness.
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Sokka: Thank you for inviting me to Jerk-bender's wedding today, Suki. Suki: Yeah no problem, man Sokka: This is probably a stupid question, but who is Zuko marrying? Suki: You. You’re the fiancé. This is your wedding with Zuko! Sokka: Wait, what? Toph: There’s your officiant. This is your wedding ring. I suggest taking him somewhere far, far away for your honeymoon. Suki: For a week! Iroh: Here’s some money, make it two! Zuko, walking in: Oh! This is beautiful! Who’s having a wedding today?
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If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"
She makes a mean whisker sour
Does she have anything non alcoholic?
Just putting all these pics together in one post
And, because this series wasn't cheesy enough:
Okay, but would y'all hire rats? Or do they not get along with mice?
Jim Rat's specialty is ratwurst
I posted this by itself already but might as well share it here.
A special romantic Hanukkah pic starring Hera and Muriel of the Squeakeasy crew (yeah I haven't mentioned it before but I've named the mouse lady Muriel). After a hectic holiday season, this lovely lesbian couple deserve some passionate private time.
I'm not Jewish myself, but if any of my followers are, Chag sameach!
And a special thank-you to @anarcho-skamunist for the post that started it all. Drawing up all these comics and seeing everyone's kind words and funny responses really kept my spirits up throughout this year. So much fun and so many puns!
Another happy Hanukkah to all them what celebrate the dang thing
So I was thinking, Janus is a liar, right? Everyone knows that. But there is this saying "liar liar pants on fire." So what if when someone says this to Thomas, Janus' pants catch on fire? What if this used to happen so often when they were in kindergarten that Virgil and Remus are used to this and just calmly reach for the fire extinguisher? But then someday, this happens when the light sides are also around. They all panic because what the hell is going on? And then Virgil just calmly takes out a fire extinguisher and puts out the fire while Janus is like, "Not again." Which, in the eyes of the light sides, is weird because Virgil is normally the first to freak out about something. And why is Janus so calm about being caught on fire? Roman, Patton, and Logan obviously start questioning them. Virgil just shrugs and says something like "we're used to it by now," at which Remus nods in agreement. That obviously freaks the light sides out more, and Virgil and Remus just look at each other because this is so normal for them
This looks so wholesome but I’m lacking the context needed to identify why-
Jewish people don’t celebrate Christmas, to them it’s just another day. So they often would want to go out to eat, but a lot of restaurants here in the US close on Christmas. Chinese restaurants are usually open on Christmas though and they usually have a lot of kosher options, making them one of the prime eating out options. So we started going to Chinese restaurants on Christmas out of convenience and it evolved into a tradition :)
Just some random ass au.
Like what if Danny's main language becomes ghost speak. So ghost speak is like a magic language. Meaning when using this language and putting intent into it you can do magic.
But still he can work around it since all he has to do is be super casual about every word he says. So it wasn't a problem
Until it comes to light that anything Danny writes becomes a magic spell, because he's in all of his half dead glory and is now a native to the language . Since Danny is writing and has an intent. Like pass this as a good essay for his class.
So like every school assignment becomes a mini magic scroll. Which every one of them is either luck magic or whatever things he had to write. Like he had to write about marine biology. And ended up with a paper that spews out water.
Even computers don't help. Since technically unknowingly he's still writing it in ghost speak just romanized. So it's a little bit better but still.
Anyway. This becomes a huge problem when a new nobody rogue tries to use his school assignments bunched together with staples as a magic tome.
In other news , when the bats finally get the powerful magic tome the new unknown was using they are faced with subfar school assignments. Like graded. The mini tsunami spell is a paper on ocean currents.
Well at least it's super easy to find the maker of the tome.
Daily BatPham Fic Rec
Oct 21
Raise Hell
By redactedgoose
Tags: BAMF Danny Fenton, BAMF Jason Todd, Unethical Experimentation, Ghost King Danny Fenton, Canon-Typical Violence
Wordcount: 39,057
Summary: Danny gets word that the GIW is going to Gotham to track levels of ectoplasm that have been popping up over the past couple of months. Danny follows and after three days finds at least three different people that have some kind of ectoplasmic signature. He doesn't get close enough to ID them and instead watches over them from a distance until the GIW close in on a man about four years older than him with a white streak in his hair. Next thing Danny knows he's shoving the man into the passenger seat of a car while their under fire from the GIW, hotwiring the damn thing and tearing ass down the street. Meanwhile Jason is wondering how he convinces a kid who isn't much taller than Damian that he's not in any danger all while also trying not to die as this kid not to get them both killed with his GTA driving style. Damn, he'll have to tell Alfred he's going to be late for dinner.
Complete: no

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Magicians way
A Zatara meets a Drake before the Young Justice-fication of Danny!
1/4 previous interactions
.・゜-: ✧ :-
The portal closes, and waddling in comes a teen in his PJ's, a space themed blanket thrown around his shoulders and hair dishevelled.
In all honesty, he looks like he'd just worked up and dragged himself here.
Probably what happened.
"Oh, so you get to call me at 4 am on a Friday night and when I do it it's suddenly a crime?" The teen scowls, glaring daggers at Constantine, who'd had told the big Bat he was going to call in reinforcement.
He didn't expect a child.
"Get over her shrimp," the man waves the teen over, throwing an arm around the blanked clad shoulders.
"Batsy, meet Danny. He's my kid."
Ah.
"Nice to meet ya," the kid yawns, literally dozing off on John's side. "'m gonna sleep."
At least the man seems somewhat regretting for pulling the kids from his impromptu nap?
"Sorry, kiddo, need some help here. Did Zee go hard on you during the day?"
Danny whines, but answers despite the disturbance. "Mom had to leave for a show, I didn't go along, ended up on an adventure that took a bit too much out of me."
John snorts, ruffling unruly black hair.
"One of the bat's birds will join us shortly. I needed a second opinion, minx helping?"
Interested, Danny peered up at his dad, raising a brow in question.
"There is a powerful entity currently free, I'm having difficulties identifying it." He explains. "Did anyone mess with Pandoras box? This feels like something not supposed to be on our side of existence."
Brows knitting together, he thinks. "No, I was the last and most recent one to have accidentally messed with her box." He admits. "But every monster has been contained. There shouldn't be one free, we would have noticed."
John hums, picking through his well used brown leather bag, grabbing a sack of ash.
"It doesn't feel like a demon, lest a fallen angel. It's unique in its own kind that I had to get you for help, it shares the same feeling as the curses inside of pandoras box."
Catching on, Danny stares. "You think one of her curses got away and formed a humanoid form, not much different from city spirits."
Nodding, golden glow follows the words the laughing magician speaks, answering his question with the usage of ash.
Danny looks away, knowing the spell already and meets the whites of a domino mask.
That's not batman.
Squinting, he recognises the vigilante.
That's Red Robin!
"Red Robin, right?" He asks, just to make sure.
Red Robin nods.
"Nice to meet you, heard some stuff, pretty cool in my opinion."
"What exactly did you hear."
"Stuff here and there." Is the vague answer, the bird only continued to watch him, slightly unnervingly.
"Well—"
"Kid! Got an answer!"
"Let's talk again, okay?"
He couldn't answer before danny left to go to constantine.
That was... weird.
"B, what just happened?"
Batman only shakes his head. Huh.
Danny, deaged to ten and on the run, sees the Batmobile parked in an alleyway and...well.
He's seen it in action. It's...decent. It has weapons and stuff, sure. However; it could be so much better than it is, it just needs some tweaking.
So he pulls out some tools from his backpack and bypasses the security system, getting to work. Dick, covering for Bruce and being Batman for the night, returns from his solo patrol to the Batmobile-only to see a scrawny runaway kid elbow deep in the engine.
In his ear, he can hear Jason laughing at him.
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