✨A Great Unfool✨

get more annoyed about beauty standards for women immediately

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

I wish I'd gotten a photo of him walking with it. the branch is too heavy, so he has to hold his head soooo high, and his tail stands straight up because he's proud of himself

[ID: a photo of the kitten Belphegor perched on the edge of a bath tub. His facial markings and expression makes him appear wretched or despondent. /end ID]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

It's fun when the robot character in the sci-fi show gets cut in half because nobody working on this type of media knows anything about robotics and you never know what you're going to find inside. Green printed circuit boards? Meat and viscera, but like in a weird colour? Just a shitload of goo?

I especially like it when the robot appears to have realistic musculature which operates via contraction, suggesting some sort of fluid-driven or shape-memory-based actuation, and then it gets dismembered and a bunch of random gears and sprockets go flying everywhere.

like yea you shouldn't expect anything out of being a nice person, you should be nice because its a good thing to do, but i can't emphasis enough just how many perks you get by not being an asshole.

pulls out a sparkly pink diary and uncaps a giant feathery glitter pen and writes "once more the spectre of time under a visage of the past twists its dull blade named love in my wounds. fuck!!!!!!"