✨A Great Unfool✨

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

For years, sci-fi has asked, what if aliens were wetter than us. Project Hail Mary posits a new, daring question. What if we are the wet aliens

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

@just-solaris-here

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

@just-solaris-here

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

you’re allowed to be a boy btw. You’re allowed to be a girl. You’re allowed to be both or neither or something else entirely. You’re allowed.

You're allowed to be a dog btw. You're allowed to be an ant. You're allowed to be any creature or a shapeless void. You're allowed.

[IDs: Jabber from Gachiakuta and Preminger from Barbie: The Princess and the Pauper. End ID.]

anytime somebody handles a rare book or manuscript without gloves in a piece of media, an archivist/historian/librarian gets their wings. and approximately one william people who have never interacted with a rare book or manuscript ever in their lives emerge from the woodwork to yell about gloves